Butt Pirate

An individual who prefers anal sex with another man - a phenomenon most men don't understand but which the Seinfeld crew has declared "not that there's any thing wrong with that".

That dude is obviously a a butt pirate - and it looks like the guy with him is too!

by MR Nipple June 17, 2014

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Butt Sick

A bad case of diarrhea. Often used when it is not certain which end you are going to be sick from.

Man, Willy got so sick from that hot sauce.

Butt Sick or Mouth Sick?

Butt Sick

by TheRealTank August 31, 2013

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Sticky Butts

Sticky Butts is another term for Cigarettes. Where its from will never be known.

Jj loves smoking his sticky butts.

by Ohyahknow July 15, 2011

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butt lumber

a really large poop that is quite hard in nature

Damn! I just had the biggest piece of butt lumber! i didn't even need to wipe it was so hard!

by kodabmx June 17, 2010

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butt flowers

The act of passing gas.

Dude come and smell this, I just let out some butt flowers.

by KyleJS April 5, 2008

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Pooping on a toilet for such an extended period of time in a warm temperature setting that one's legs (thighs) and/or butt starts swetting, possibly causing the person to be able to slide around while pooping as if they were on an ice skating rink

Dude, I was on the toilet crapping for over 30 minutes the other day and I started butt skating all over the toilet seat

by Monkey lover 101 July 26, 2009

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