He Is Amazing
He Can Make you laugh
He has the sweetest smile
He don't take shit from no one
He loves to party a bit
He will fall for you and make you his queen
He knows how to treat a woman
He loves his friends and family
He smart
He sexy and handsome
He loves to be kinky and have fun in bed if you let him
He loves to tease you until you give in
And He is the most Truthful guy you can meet
He Has brown eyes, brown hair, tall, and his abs are in great shape....
Don't lose him if you got one...It'll be a great mistake.
He Can Make you laugh
He has the sweetest smile
He don't take shit from no one
He loves to party a bit
He will fall for you and make you his queen
He knows how to treat a woman
He loves his friends and family
He smart
He sexy and handsome
He loves to be kinky and have fun in bed if you let him
He loves to tease you until you give in
And He is the most Truthful guy you can meet
He Has brown eyes, brown hair, tall, and his abs are in great shape....
Don't lose him if you got one...It'll be a great mistake.
by Girl666999 December 1, 2020
Get the chrismug. When you're too heavy and get stuck in the water slide, causing an awkward, frustrating delay as you try to move but can't.
by YungMan81125 June 21, 2025
Get the Chris Milleredmug. by Itsajokefoo August 26, 2019
Get the Chrismug. In the city of Whoville, there lived a man named Chris Warnica, With a neck so long and fat, it made folks say, "Oh my, I never did see-ka!" He loved McDonald's, oh yes indeed, Their burgers and fries were just what he'd need. With a neck so long, he'd peek through the door, "Hello, dear McDonald's, I'm back for some more!" The cashier would smile and say with delight, "Welcome back, Chris, your order's just right." He'd munch on his burgers, savoring each bite, With a grin on his face, oh, what a sight! But one day, oh dear, as he munched on his meal, some bullies came by, with hearts made of steel. They pointed and laughed at Chris's long neck, Saying rude things that made him feel like a wreck. But Chris was no quitter, oh no, not he, With a twinkle in his eye, he began to decree: "I may have a long neck, but I'm proud as can be, And I love McDonald's, can't you see?" The bullies stopped laughing, their hearts touched by his cheer, They apologized to Chris, feeling quite sincere. From that day forward, they all became friends, Sharing burgers and fries, making amends. So remember dear friends, no matter your size, Or the length of your neck, or the shape of your eyes, It's the love in your heart that truly does matter, So spread joy and kindness, and watch your life scatter, With happiness and laughter, like Chris Warnica, With a neck so long and fat, in the city of Whoville-ica!
by doctorproctortheboatsailingdoc March 27, 2024
Get the chris warnicamug. Everyone knows Chris for how crazy he is and how funny he is, but to me it's more than that. I love how he gets so shy around me, how smart and sweet he is, how he is always there for me, and so much more. I love how everyone tells us that we're so cute.I will always be there for him and hope he does the same for me. I really love how he always makes a smile on my face and never makes me sad whatsoever. I love how he always buys my little brother gifts. Nobody has ever treated me like that. That's the Chris I know and love. -V <3
by C<33 May 18, 2022
Get the Chrismug. 
by imzapro April 26, 2010
Get the Chris trankmug.