He is such a Chris! Today he went I the JPL Open house but didn't go in cuz the traffic was so bad he chose a shard of glass instead. Even when offered a sack o cash he refused to wait in the long line!
by SQUIRTLE August 30, 2016
Get the Chrismug. by Christianchan May 11, 2022
Get the Chris cherianmug. He is just the best. The cutest, the funniest and he is a famous boy. He has se 3y abs and his below is like 100/100. He likes sports and he is sporty. He will change as he grows but it is better to always keep in touch with him. He is muscular and very big. His dic* is bigger than most of others. He likes short girls but not the one who acts SAVAGE. He has a brown hair and brown eyes. He is just the biggest and every girl has to agree.
by Damy6$$ November 23, 2021
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a tall handsome man, who is skinny and has medium sized biceps but a huge dick that doesn’t disappoint.
He’s the type of guy that will talk to you on the phone for hours about how much of a sick cunt he is. He will send you videos of his dick the first time you talk and will insist on you sending pictures of your tits or puss - but don’t give into Chris, make him wait for your perfect titties.
Chris always wears TNS but don’t worry babes, he’s not an eshay, he’s just a sick cunt.
So yeah look, Chris is the sickest cunt you will ever meet, he’s kind, a good listener and fucking hot. If you ever meet a Chris, have his babies x
He’s the type of guy that will talk to you on the phone for hours about how much of a sick cunt he is. He will send you videos of his dick the first time you talk and will insist on you sending pictures of your tits or puss - but don’t give into Chris, make him wait for your perfect titties.
Chris always wears TNS but don’t worry babes, he’s not an eshay, he’s just a sick cunt.
So yeah look, Chris is the sickest cunt you will ever meet, he’s kind, a good listener and fucking hot. If you ever meet a Chris, have his babies x
“Chris is a sick cunt”
by ebgrace11 September 12, 2022
Get the Chrismug. by Flopovan July 26, 2021
Get the The chrismug. A hot guy who probably wears glasses and has blue eyes and brown hair, he's probably russian or german, either straight or gay no in between. Chris' are amazing and deserve more love, sadly love isn't in their favor too often. Give some love to a Chris today.
Person A: Look at Chris, he's so hot
Person B: Yeah but he's weird
Person A: He's got a big personality but he hides it stfu
Person B: Yeah but he's weird
Person A: He's got a big personality but he hides it stfu
by PastelFoxin April 13, 2021
Get the Chrismug. some really zesty guy whose fr in love w playboi carti w all of his soul frrr.
he 17, live w his ma, don't got a job, and mah boi js plays video games.
but hey, atleast he luhv God n Jesus fr.
he 17, live w his ma, don't got a job, and mah boi js plays video games.
but hey, atleast he luhv God n Jesus fr.
by sullyfrommikewazawski May 30, 2023
Get the CHRIS BACAmug.