Chris Mic is a term used when you are in a chat or in a game and the person has shit internet and you can barley understand him/her
Bruh jerome why u got that Chris Mic damn i cant even uderstand what you are saying. did you say rush b or carbi b?
by Uncle Bazz February 23, 2020
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A man with a man bun and brown hair and loves his son Owen
Crimbo Chris is not amazing
by A deluce December 5, 2019
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Chris Brookes is a current DDT Ironman Heavymetalweight Champion and DDT Universal Champion. Chris Brookes is so damn underrated and deserves much more recognition.
Chris Brookes is amazing
by JVentura415 May 21, 2021
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A big dick he can make you feel like your going to die every waking moment if you meet one that’s because he’s a spy for the devil cause how could somone with that name be normal if he was born on Christmas then you should run some say that Shane Dawson should do a documentary on them!
Chris Olsen is a dick
by True king February 17, 2019
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When Chris wont stop fisting himself and other dogs in his neighboorhood.
Ben: Yo what ever happened to Chris after school on friday?
Ryan: I think he was up all night playing "Chris-Fist'em!"
by JGGJR February 21, 2017
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The Fuck Chris week will start October 3 Chris can’t do anything to you because its fuck Chris week
me: ITS FUCK CHRIS WEEK

chris: …
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The classic dumbass college freshman. Loves to get blackout and vomit his alcoholic beverages wherever he goes. Usually fucks 6s or 7s. Sometimes referred to as: “retard”, or “Fucker with autism”.
Goddamnit it’s that retard Chris Noyes. He fucking sucks.
by Not here? March 10, 2020
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