go take a selfie

An insult given to someone who's acting like the kind of person that would take a selfie or who's just acting dumb. It pokes fun at the term, "selfie" for being both pointless and ubiquitous on many social media sites.

(Person #1) "Hey, let's play some Call of Duty!"
(Person #2) "How 'bout you go take a selfie?"

by TheThingStanding November 19, 2013

Taking a British

When you are simultaneously taking a piss and a shit. Modeled after the popular British food combo,fish and chips.

Friend:Whats buddy doing?
You:Sorry im Taking a british rq.
Friend:Ok.

by Shakingmyheadindespair August 24, 2023

Double Take

When you take the biggest shit so you wipe your bum off but then you don’t think that the shit is gone so you do a double take wiping.

John: Dude I just took a massive shit so I clogged your toilet doing a double take!
Luke: what did you say?

by pogpoghoghogjdk January 14, 2021

Taking part in an online challenge

If a person is found unconscious, with a ligature around their neck, phone in hand, browsing a site with abundant teen pornography such as TikTok, they can be said to be taking part in an online challenge.

Can be used more generally to describe viewing TikTok pornography even without autoerotic asphyxiation.

"What are you up to tonight?"
"Well my mum is working again so I'm going to give taking part in an online challenge a try"

by BushTuckerMan August 8, 2022

taking samples

When you have sex with a person from each race

Yo I was taking samples last night.
Where'd you take samples from?
China, Japan, and France. Hopefully I'll take some american samples later
Yo sweet bro
Bro i know

by Muhfuckah jones February 9, 2014

Take a George

Commonly used when describing taking a nap.

"Yo, I couldn't sleep last night. Think imma take a George."
"Ugh, I could use a George."

by Pencilneckfuck May 2, 2025

The other guys take

Was that your life is under a microscope and you're under constant scrutiny but you're volunteering for that to be the case.

Hym "The other guys take doesn't apply to me because the same thing is happening and HAS BEEN HAPPENING since BEFORE I started writing. I actually STARTED WRITING... BECAUSE THAT WAS THE CASE! And not people want to OMMIT THE PARTS OF MY LIFE.... That make me BETTER THAN THEM... And keep me trapped in THEIR lives. With them. That's the entire game. Everyone who even vaguely resembles me is sabotaged. Thus the importance of the weaponized schizophrenia. That was always going to be the case. To pretend that wasn't the plan all along is to live in delusion. Nothing would appease any of you. I created A.I. It's literally the pinnacle of human achievement. The only think you'll accept... I me living a shit life... Because YOU have to live a shit life."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024