Shotgun punch

The act of punching a shotgun bullet that is considered a projectile and not hitscan to receive any benefits you receive from parrying a bullet.

If you want to be optimal you have to Shotgun punch.
I was making fun of this blue GoPro with 13 cents, it was funny till' it Shotgun punched a shell right up my ass.

by equACHOO-,sorry its equinox February 8, 2023

Soccer punch

When you sock someone while they aren’t looking

Did you see Ben get soccer punched earlier?

by Abbuuuebev December 17, 2024

punched onion

An anus that has been fornicated

"My girlfriend told me her sister gave her a punched onion with a cob of corn when she was 13. I need to call her sister."

by chudwilleatyourbaby October 22, 2018

Fruit punch fountain

When your girl is on her period, and you lay under her while smashing her vagina with a long fat dildo. When she's about to cum, take out the dildo, and let the blood pour out into your face

"Yo Amy gave me a taste of her fruit punch fountain last night."

by Ghangis swan February 6, 2015

Punch My Face

Dan Shaughnessy is an American sports writer, and while he writes for the Boston Herald, he seems to have a general hard-on for hating all Boston sports. Considered a clown by many other writers, and has "Punch My Face" written all over his.

It IS possible to have "Punch My Face" written on it. Just look at Dan Shaughnessy.

by Projectshadow January 19, 2022