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by A_Linderman April 22, 2021

Potato Patch

Someone who is bad at their sport or occupation but is noted to be good.

Ernie DAVIS is a potato patch at football. He doesn't deserve the heisman because he was running against other potato patches.

by itsflux October 11, 2016

Night Potatoes

Mashed potatoes you eat at night to help you fall asleep.

I was feeling jittery so I made some “night potatoes” to watch Dawson’s Creek with, in hopes I’d fall asleep sooner than later.

by candiedbones November 8, 2021

Ugly potato koala

Commonly referred to as bonnie moss who is the kween of this you will find they are very sarcastic and very bitchy. Never cross one

Hey dude did you talk to bonnie last night

Yea she's definitely the ugly potato koala kween

by Imtheuglypotatokoalakween May 15, 2018

Potato

An adjective used to describe cute people!
Or an insult making fun of peoples weight.

Cute way

Mia: Oh my gosh, Eggo is such a kawaii potato

Rude way

Ashley: Eww what an ugly potato

by Izzat._.HoneyJals September 30, 2019

Potato

1. A starchy root vegetable

2. A computer, machine or connection that is lacking in processing power or speed

3. A bland, plain person.

1. "I love me a baked potato"

2. "bro this video is like 2 fps. are you running this on a potato"

3. "I'm such a potato"

by arandomlurker January 6, 2025

Butt Potatoes

Verb

1. The act of defecation

2. The need to defecate

Oh man, I'm making butt potatoes tonight

by LemonySnickets November 14, 2021