potato

a word used to describe someone who is lazy and a cunt when they dont get their way.

that potato really just kicked me from the groupchat because I wouldn't send him the homework

by pogchampisntaslur December 17, 2020

Purple Potato

They are your best-friends. They help you be your truest self in pieces that are as unique as you. The apparels are so comforting that they feel like a hug. They’ll never let you down. Every wash just makes the quality better. They share the same values as you. They are eco-friendly too. Once you hold their hands, you’ll never want to let them go. The soft, supple hand feel that the luxury apparels offer make them the best.

Friend: She has Purple Potato. Let me get one too!

by PurplePotato.in November 24, 2021

smashing potatoes

Fisting

Smashing potatoes? Thats my kink.

by 1012asdfghjkl May 13, 2016

Potato

A vegetable that is found growing in the ground and is most likely going to be brown and ugly.🥔

Girl: what is that shoved up your ass?
Boy: it’s a potato!
Girl: ...

by GabbyC03 November 2, 2019

potato

A vegetable that is almost as dumb as you .

A homeless man will rape you with a potato...

by SwagPotatoes June 29, 2016

Potato soup

Potato soup the act of ending one's self or someone else

Man I really want a potato soup myself right now

by SleepyPanda94 June 22, 2021

poTAto

Another way to say Merphy

My dad‘s name is Merph but you can call him poTAto

by merphy June 10, 2018