covid monkey

A person or grouper of people who spread covid virus without reguard for others. Intentionally or un intentionally by lack of personal hygiene or wearing a mask. Reference the movie outbreak.

I can't believe they ain't wearing masks. Total covid monkeys.

by Crauch December 10, 2020

monkey 2

literally monkey, but again.

"Hey i ran out of monkey"
"yo man just get Monkey 2"
"isnt that just monkey but again"
"yes, yes it is"

by Dehydrated_Water December 24, 2020

monkey breath

it's another word for weed, marijuana, dope, reefer, slinky, that good good shit, fuck hide the weed.

Yo Jayden.

Was good

You got the monkey breath

Fuck yes boy

by stikky meat November 18, 2021

Pube monkey

When you shit on someone's pussy and throw it around afterward into eachothers mouths. Then you eat eachothers pubes.

"I did a pube monkey with your mum last night"

by Fortniteballz69 September 29, 2021

climbing with monkeys

an adjective used to describe a noun

guy 1; that girl is different
guy 2; yeah she's climbing with monkeys

by climbing with monkeys October 2, 2021

12 monkeys

A Sci fi movie starring Bruce Willis and Brad Pitt where a guy called James Cole travels from 2035 to 1996, but originally got sent to the wrong year (1990) He wanted to travel back to 1996 to see if the 12 monkeys army are responsible for releasing a virus which killed tens and thousands of people. Unfortunately he was very much mistaken. James Cole found the real source of the virus towards the end of the movie which was some scientist guy. He tried shooting him, but unfortunately he got shot by the security at the airport before he got the chance to shoot him. James Cole had dreams of him being at the airport as a young child and that's the exact airport James Cole got shot at. Because he was teleported to the year his dreams were set at, young James Cole witnessed his adult self getting shot.

12 Monkeys is a good movie and relatively easy to understand. It may be a mindful when you first watch it, but it is really easy to understand once you've watched it a couple of times.

by UltimateDoge August 26, 2021

Fingers The Monkey

Fingers the Monkey was the first successful test held by the Dominican Republic to weaponize Monkeys. They added LSD and Heroine to the mother's bloodstream during the last few days before birth. thus Giving the baby monkey extremely chaotic behaviour, they then taught it through a reward system to attack all hands it saw, it was taught to jump onto the back of the hand, pry off the fingernails and then jam them into the backs of the targets knucklebones, the monkey would then eat off the fingers, leaving a thumb and fingernail covered hands. Thus giving him the name 'Fingers The Monkey'. After a containment breach in which Fingers escaped into the whiled after taking the fingers of five guards, he has not been located. and newspaper headlines would suggest he is now running around central ad northern America, taking the fingers of whoever he comes in contact with.

Jim: Hey man, look at this cool monkey on my hand."
Bil: Bro watch out, that's fucking Fingers the Monkey"
Jim: *screaming in pain as Fingers rips out fingernails and relocates them at his knuckles before eating his fingers."

by Sidney Stevens June 20, 2021