Chabert Moment

A colloquial expression developed from the movie Colonel Chabert. The phrase began when the inventors of the phrase became mesmerized with the French movie and began watching instead of performing there normal chores and duties. They lost a lot of productive time watching the movie and ended up making up their work the rest of the day. This expression refers to act of not doing what you are supposed to do and knowing that you will pay for it later.

I had a Chabert Moment when I watched T.V. instead of doing my homework.

Chabert Moment by Buknoy V September 7, 2010

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Long Moment

It's like a blonde moment, except with tall people with acts of clumbsyness.

Example in kitchen:
Harry: I'm just gonna sit down.

Harry bangs his long self on the table
Roy: Haha you just had a long moment Kidda!
Harry: LOL

Example in garden:
Harry walks into a hanging basket.

Example on bus:
Harry smashes head off roof.

Long Moment by Bone's Kitchen Crew October 24, 2010

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Bentley Moment

1. The self-indulgent, materialistic moment one has alone with their ultra-luxury vehicle. Usually a Bentley, but any six figure vehicle passes. 2. Any moment that while driving your ultra-luxury vehicle, women begin stalking you with their cars.

1. "I love the buttery soft upolstery. I bet I could stick my dick between the headrest and seat, and make myself cum."

2. "Look at all these bitches following me! An absolute Bentley Moment. I bet if I hung my cock out the window, it would start a fucking cunt riot."

Bentley Moment by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 8, 2010