Joel Juice 

A concoction that consists of: Protein Powder, Viagra, and Laxatives.

It is known to have the effect of making people "Shit out their boners".

P1: Yo, you wanna get some Joel Juice
P2: No way! I heard that stuff makes you shit out your boner

Joel Juice by TobyIn3D October 3, 2023

Curse of the Juice 

There are many theories as to why the Buffalo Bills are so tragically inclined to giving up great opportunities in the twilight of magnificent games or seasons. The one I offer is The Curse of the Juice ("The Juice" being OJ Simpson--Bills running back '69-'77). Great player on a shitty team, destined to spend his golden years in jail is--it's an all too appropriate parallel to a team that can bring it large untill the fourth quarter or fourth horribly super bowel.

Why the fuck can't the Bills win with a lead at the two minute mark?

Curse of the Juice bro... effin OJ...

Curse of the Juice by spurious mammothrept September 15, 2009

Winner's Juice 

Quaffed by Kings, Noblemen and Hip Hop Artistes: Champagne (wine)

There's nothing like a glass of Winner's Juice at the sharp end of the plane.

Winner's Juice by One Smiley Girl April 22, 2010

moving the juice

Having sex with someone

Dave was moving the juice all night last night

moving the juice by geezermate May 12, 2010

Go-To Juice

A phrase used for your preferred hard alcohol/alcoholic beverage to get wasted off of.

Nick: Dude, I've gotta have vodka when I get fucked up. That's my go-to juice.
Brad: Vodka is nasty! It's all about that Four Loko!

Go-To Juice by KayteeBlue December 24, 2010

Superheated Meat Juice 

The extremely hot juices found inside smokies, hot dogs etc. that when bitten into explode in an ejaculatory manner, burning your face and giving men the unsettling feeling of knowing what a facial feels like.

"Whoa, that foot-long just blasted you in the face with superheated meat juice!"

Superheated Meat Juice by Big balls + Lil balls September 4, 2012

Homemade Apple juice

A bottle full of piss. When a guy pees in a bottle and is to lazy to throw it away.

Jenny "Eew is that piss in a bottle?!"

John" No, its Homemade Apple Juice , I made it myself, you want to taste it?*
Jenny" no that's just gross"

Homemade Apple juice by Citychick213 December 22, 2016