The Great Ancient War

A war back in 5000 BC when a god was dethroned by the great Troy. After troy dethroned the god he sent powerful troops to fight against satan and thanos himself. Troy killed thanos with just one punch and choked satan to death with his bare hands. Troy has been known to be the most powerful of them all and is referred to the God of Gods.

Me: just came back from The Great Ancient War it was fun
Friend: OH REALLY YOUR A Troyist

Me: DUHHH
Friend: i hate Troy
*me gets the power of troy and shoots a beam at friend*
*friend dies immediately*

by truthdefintion April 30, 2019

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War dog

An ugly woman who is promiscuous.

I went to the bar Friday night and got so drunk I blacked out and woke up with a war dog.

by DaHolmes April 21, 2024

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<7.9.7.6.>He is associated with the sky, lightning, weather, thunder, storms, rains, river flows, and war<7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 July 15, 2025

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Wars-Head

Another synonym for a huge fan of "Star Wars."

GUY AT COMIC CONVENTION DRESSED LIKE SPOCK: Are you a Trekker?

GUY AT COMIC CONVENTION DRESSED LIKE CHEWBACCA: No, I am a Wars-Head.

GUY AT COMIC CONVENTION DRESSED LIKE SPOCK: Well, live long and prosper.

GUY AT COMIC CONVENTION DRESSED LIKE CHEWBACCA: May the Force be with you.

GUY AT COMIC CONVENTION DRESSED LIKE SPOCK: What's that supposed to mean?

by Rob Bradfield November 21, 2010

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