tennessee mud cake

ingredients:
flour
sugar
turd
egg
butter
water
cocoa
ejaculate

Preheat oven to 350, mix first 7 ingredients in large bowl and then let bake for 1-2 hours. Let cool for 10-15 minutes then drizzle with ejaculate topping. Best served to some dickhead that stole your tonka trucks when you were 5 years old.

"The next time my boss asks me to work Saturday, I am going to bake him a tennessee mud cake for his birthday."

"This cake is delicious, but I taste a hint of turd...This wouldn't be a tennessee mud cake, would it?"

by buckEboi April 27, 2010

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Irish Funnel Cake

Steve not Poland has to wear ejaculate in his Irish red beard, to the point that it looks like funnel cake batter.

While a man named Steve is going down on Tom , and Tom pulls out to give Steve an Irish Funnel Cake.

by Steve Polesmokin Poland January 12, 2022

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Whappin Them Cakes

1. To have vaginal intercourse. 2. Also referred to as cake whappin.

"Damn jack, you should've seen that chick I had last night. I was straight whappin them cakes, son! Word up!"

by tns_187 September 23, 2009

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Shizzling cheese cakes

A term meant to express flabbergastedness!

*Squirrel steals cheese its cracker*
Bystander:"haha!"
Cheese its eater:"Shizzling cheese cakes!"
*Cheese it eater proceeds to chase squirrel for several hours...*

by The Dannzyz! November 8, 2010

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smith island cake

the official cake of Maryland. Probably the most amazing cake you'll ever eat- atleast 10 layers, icing on every layer. You can probably find it near OC (ocean city) or in Crisfield.

Person #1:Hey have you tried Smith Island Cake?

Person #2:Yeah! It's the awesomest cake ever!

Person #3: I know right!

by grahambearsgummybears February 28, 2014

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