Raw banana 

When you put on a condom and the girl wants it unprotected so instead of taking it off from the bottom she decides to rip it off from the tip "unpeeling the banana" and puts it inside here

Man I can't believe I wasted a condom on a raw banana

Raw banana by Rochettastone December 13, 2015

iron banana 

having a penis that has been through some tough wear and tear, such as broken cartilidge, a split urethra, etc.

"Damn, Jeff has an iron banana!"
"Your mom gave me an iron banana last night."

iron banana by Iron Banana January 24, 2016

Handy Banana

A natural dildo

I walked in on her with her Handy Banana up her vertical bacon sandwitch

Handy Banana by Redgorilla January 27, 2016

Hot banana bread 

Using warm monistat cream applied to the penis to treat a woman's yeast infection by having intercourse with her.

It was a bit chilly in the house and the wife was feeling frisky so I decided to give her the hot banana bread.

Hot banana bread by Turtle dirt March 10, 2016

Scottish Banana 

This refers to when a man raps his dick in a kilt and proceeds to ram it into a pussy. It is considered one of the oldest and least effective forms of contraceptive used in old Scotland. It was believed that the fabric of the kilt would absorb all semen released from the jizzuming dick, but in reality, it was just way too much to shove into a vagina, and it often led to a bit of rug burn on the penis. It was just a generally bad time for all parties involved. This method was abandoned upon the invention of the sheep's stomach condom, but in some small circles, the strange fetish continues.

Aye, we were in the pub last night, and I gave her the old Scottish Banana

Scottish Banana by TheThrustinScottsman April 29, 2016

Countryside Banana Slama 

During sexual intercourse when you're thrusting, you take out a banana and start inserting the banana into the woman's particular area

I gave my girlfriend the countryside banana slama and now my banana is mushy

Countryside Banana Slama by TheMajesticPirate September 6, 2016

Rusty Banana 

You must eat a chipotle burrito with only beef and with the habenaro sauce earlier in the day. Bring a girl home and while having sex with her tell her to close her eyes and lie on her stomach. Then shit on her back. Can also be subbed with taco bell fire sauce.

"Yo did you bring jennifer back to your place?"
"yeah man, we hit chipotle and she really wanted to do it so i gave her a rusty banana afterwards"

Rusty Banana by rustybanana July 4, 2016