ingredients:
flour
sugar
turd
egg
butter
water
cocoa
ejaculate
Preheat oven to 350, mix first 7 ingredients in large bowl and then let bake for 1-2 hours. Let cool for 10-15 minutes then drizzle with ejaculate topping. Best served to some dickhead that stole your tonka trucks when you were 5 years old.
flour
sugar
turd
egg
butter
water
cocoa
ejaculate
Preheat oven to 350, mix first 7 ingredients in large bowl and then let bake for 1-2 hours. Let cool for 10-15 minutes then drizzle with ejaculate topping. Best served to some dickhead that stole your tonka trucks when you were 5 years old.
"The next time my boss asks me to work Saturday, I am going to bake him a tennessee mud cake for his birthday."
"This cake is delicious, but I taste a hint of turd...This wouldn't be a tennessee mud cake, would it?"
"This cake is delicious, but I taste a hint of turd...This wouldn't be a tennessee mud cake, would it?"
by buckEboi April 27, 2010
Get the tennessee mud cakemug. Steve not Poland has to wear ejaculate in his Irish red beard, to the point that it looks like funnel cake batter.
While a man named Steve is going down on Tom , and Tom pulls out to give Steve an Irish Funnel Cake.
by Steve Polesmokin Poland January 12, 2022
Get the Irish Funnel Cakemug. Breh, she asked me if I wanted some Filipino Mocha Cake. I said yes and she served me shit in a Tupperware.
by Truffle Butler May 28, 2015
Get the Filipino Mocha Cakemug. by Yung.dreadyy July 21, 2021
Get the Triple layer cakemug. When you're fucking a girl in the ass that has a yeast infection and you pull it out and cum in her pussy
by FuQ2Bitch April 24, 2021
Get the Chocolate pound cakemug. *Squirrel steals cheese its cracker*
Bystander:"haha!"
Cheese its eater:"Shizzling cheese cakes!"
*Cheese it eater proceeds to chase squirrel for several hours...*
Bystander:"haha!"
Cheese its eater:"Shizzling cheese cakes!"
*Cheese it eater proceeds to chase squirrel for several hours...*
by The Dannzyz! November 8, 2010
Get the Shizzling cheese cakesmug. This cake is the dried and combined juices of both parents when a successful conception has occurred. It can be found anywhere and is not recommended for eating.
Two hours after confirmation that she was pregnant, Ashley finally washed her sheets and got rid of the first birthday cake.
by von groovy February 28, 2019
Get the first birthday cakemug.