Jake Kinghorn

He lowkey kinda dumb, but some how passes every college class without trying. He also gets a ton of play from both genders and can dunk from the 3 point line.

Person 1: You hear about Jake Kinghorn?
Person 2: Yeah I have! Haha, Idiot.
Person 1: Retard.

by DoDoDude101 October 27, 2025

Jake Wimbush Challenge

The act of deepthroating an object that resembles Jake Wimbush's Dick

Look at that baseball bat, you should Jake Wimbush challenge it.

by JWlover67 November 17, 2025

Jake Webb

tiny nerdy gay boy who makes terraria beats!

"i feel like JAKE WEBB when i get on FL Studio!"

by JakeWebbNum1Hater December 8, 2025

Dirty Jake

The act of screwing over a friend. Also known as Getting Jaked off.

While at work Jake decided he would do a Dirty Jake to his coworkers. Jumped ahead of everyone else to load his semi first even though he wasn’t suppose to. He then proclaimed you just “got Jaked off”

by FartMcFarts December 10, 2025

Jake Fatigue

When you’re starting to get sick of a dumb twink retart monkey named Jake and it starts to affect you psychologically and physiologically.

Similar to chronic fatigue with the one key difference in that a tiny, minuscule, petite man named Jake is getting on your nerves due to his repeated practice of “colored people time”.

Friend 1: “Man, I only spoke to Jake for 5 minutes today but I’m already experiencing Jake Fatigue”

Boss: “Jake was supposed to be here 3 hours ago, where is he?”
Employee: “Who knows. You know how he is, he’s always late.”
Boss: “I’ve already got Jake Fatigue, just tell him to stay home.”

by BaltimoreOriolesFan67 December 16, 2025

Jake

God at asteroids

"Damn he got a high score in asteroids"
"Must be a Jake"

by Asteroid god June 22, 2021

Jake

A very cool guy and a refrence to the famous Jake from State Farm.

"Who is it?"
"It's Jake from State Farm!"

by anonymous June 25, 2021