testosteronista

Dominant butch lesbian

Did you see that woman with the blue black Mohawk on that Harley?

That testosteronista got some femme back home.

by The debil November 1, 2013

Testibitch

If you whip out your nuts in front of another guy and he looks, he is officially your testibitch.

I whipped out my nuts and made him my testibitch.

by Nick Casais December 3, 2013

testopesto

testo-pesto. n.

1. Another term for semen. 2. Herbacious, yet delicious semen. 3. Green semen.

I tried to hold it in as she ran her tongue over the tip of my dick, but I couldn't resist squirting my testopesto all over her face.

by ConformOrElse December 30, 2013

Testicular Exoskeleton

When your scrote is cold and shrinks up forming rigid creases not allowing To shave properly.

"Man, last night was rough. I couldn't even shave my balls completely due to the testicular exoskeleton I had goin on."

by CardiacBuffalo April 17, 2014

Testicle Brothers

Slang term for two dudes in a homosexual relationship.

"Hey bro, are you and Spencer getting it on? "

"Yeah man, we've been testicle brothers for a few weeks now. "

by dasbrethren December 6, 2014

testiculated

When a girl is riding you and leans back and then tickles your testicle.

I bumped into my ex yesterday and spent the night getting testiculated

by NiMmY February 6, 2015

testosjerome

The man of all masculinity. Stare into his eyes if you dare but beware, he carries an aura that spans 30 ft. Stepping into the radius causes instant pregnancy. He consumes super planets to replenish his muscles after lifting the Sun. Capable of deforesting the Amazon with one swing. The ultimate lumberjack. There are over 9000 shades of this grey. The rivers in his body that mortals call "veins" are filled with Jesus Juice. His name is written in ancient texts but translated as Truvese Lae.

So I was walking down the street and there was the almighty TestosJerome and I got pregnant. I'm a guy.

by Travis Le February 9, 2015