Also known as Mommy Mcheeks. Sam Mcteague is a thick puffy skinned boy who is know for sending paragraphs to women and having incest with his smoking hot sister Bertha.
"You know that Sam McTeague Kid?"
"Yea"
" He sent me a paragraph saying...TBH ur amazing and perfect and really nice and really fun and super easy to talk to <3 rate: 1000000."
"Yea"
" He sent me a paragraph saying...TBH ur amazing and perfect and really nice and really fun and super easy to talk to <3 rate: 1000000."
by Bryce Raped Hannah August 14, 2018
Get the Sam Mcteaguemug. by NotJames... Ok it's James April 27, 2017
Get the Sam Daytonmug. 
An amazingly smart basic bitch who is can be a bit grumpy at times but that’s usually when she’s PMS’ing or on her period but a jar of Nutella can fix that. But in other terms she’s actually a kind-hearted person who can make Social Studies or any other boring class fun. She’s beautiful and if you mess with her, you’re sure to be dragged into a world full of hurt and literal Hell. She makes a good sister.
Sam: Where the fuck is my Starbucks?!
Lyla: Are you on your period?
Sam: Yea. And my mother forget my Nutella!
Lyla: Uhh...Would Panera fix that?
Sam: NO! I want my Nutella damn it!
Lyla: Ok, ok.
Lyla: Are you on your period?
Sam: Yea. And my mother forget my Nutella!
Lyla: Uhh...Would Panera fix that?
Sam: NO! I want my Nutella damn it!
Lyla: Ok, ok.
by ThisGamingWorld May 20, 2018
Get the Sammug. 