penis pillow

1.) audrey

2.) someone or something that is annoying,stupid, weird or even funny

my mom is such a penis pillow she just grounded me

by Randomwords22 June 13, 2018

Penis Wrinkle

The wrinkle you get on your penis because it's too old. This causes penile cancer and can be painfully fatal for your love organ.

"NOOOO!!! I have a penis wrinkle!!!"

by Firestar991 October 24, 2013

Penis Fire

When two men rub their penises utilizing maximal friction in order to start a fire. This sensation faults for the ultimate penis bro’s experience.

Idea Credits by: caseykid873

Roger: Yo bro, u tryna start a penis fire?
Winston: Sure bro, I’m getting aroused as we speak.

by poopingchicken191 April 22, 2021

golf penis

a penis that consists of golf ball tattoos, very small, not thick. a sad little penis.

braden has such a golf penis!

by lowkey.storm January 22, 2017

Phoenix Penis

When your dick feels like it is eternally on fire, commonly associated with STD's

"I think I got a Phoenix Penis for that bitch last night!"

by Nickle Back That Ass up June 5, 2014

penis rocket

When a male ejaculates so vigorously you can count the number of seconds the cum stays in the air before hitting a surface giving it the appearance of a rocket.

"How was giving Dave a handjob?" "It was extrodinary! he managed to accomplish a penis rocket!"

by Helmbros June 3, 2014

Penis Promise

When two men wrap they're dicks together and make a promise

Do you penis promise you won't fuck the dog anymore?

by big hairy nutsack 3 August 18, 2019