May 7

National gaslight your friend's day

You: Hey do you know what day it is?
Friend: No
You: *sigh* It's May 7.

by urmom670 April 1, 2022

mays demise

An asswhole on halo

Mays demise is an asshole because he is shotgun ninja

by Cogyboy April 20, 2018

Eliza-May

Eliza-May is a wonderful and a beautiful girl and she will always make you jealous because of her beauty and she always shows kindness but she can be a bit evil at times but she really is a heart melter

Aww I love Eliza-May

by POO ON JEFF June 3, 2021

May 3rd

National Blawg day. Have intimate relations with your best Blawg

“Yo it’s May 3rd, blawg day” “really? Looks like I gotta go make out with blawg”

by Therealalphamale666 May 2, 2024

Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs

How you claim something eternally using dibs. If you say or write it wrong, someone can get the chance to eternally claim it before you correct yourself. Nothing beats this, and whatever you eternally claim is your's. Unless your friend is a sore loser.

"Hey, I want that!"
"Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs!"
"Damn it."

by Loafofstalebread June 29, 2024

may sim

A May Sim is typically a blonde, attractive woman. They are often referred to as 'amazing' but hate it with passion; don't worry though they make up for it with "other passions"

Person 1: Wow, she looks really nice today.
Person 2: Yeah she looks like May Sim
sexy attractive beautiful

by BananaBob November 27, 2014

may 24

if you have birthday this day, you are a god. if you have birthday, you can grab all your females friends. you can grab them at the pussy, ass, boobs, head and the whole body!! so CONGRATS

Teacher: who has birthday today (date: may 24)?
Student: i have
Teacher: CONGRATS! now every girl, stand in line so the birthday boy can grab you all by the pussy. Including me.
Student: ohhhh yeaah!
2 min later, there was a orgie with 12 female student, 1 Teacher and 1 birthday boy.

the birthday boy also gave them all finger, head, licking and he got ALOT of blowjobs!

by The MC Legend April 14, 2019