slap ass

slap ass n.:

A person who is careless, hasty, and unintelligent.

"I knew I could not count on that slap ass."

by flurbury September 18, 2007

ASS PARTICLES

The molecular particles that fill the air and spread outward from the bathroom after a bowel movement. Occasionally, Lysol is used to cover the odor, and those particles form a bond with the ass particles making the odor even worse, and causing the stench to linger.

It's lunchtime, but I dont want to make a sandwich untill the ass particles from the bathroom dissipate, they may contaminate my food.

by EJ877 December 23, 2007

sloppy-ass

a woman whose ass is larger than it should be, out of proportion to the other body parts; wobbly, jiggly or lumpy, or moves too much when she walks and she's not trying.

See that woman over there? She'd be strappin' except for her sloppy-ass.

by Shollyman January 19, 2008

rock ass

Another way of saying something rules. Can be used directly in the place of "kick ass" or "kicks ass".

This new Slayer cd rocks ass!

by Soup Bone April 19, 2005

pigeon ass

Someone with a sweaty ass that seems to coo when they walk.

"You hear that, sounds like someone has pigeon ass."

by Christian Fehr August 4, 2007

ass packed

When you rear end someone's vehicle.

My car was totaled after I ass packed someone on my way to work.

by cheekr July 28, 2009

ass clown

A person who is extremely stupid and annoying. Everything they do makes you want to hit them in the head with a 2x4. A complete waste of life.

Damn Vit and Gordy are a couple of ass clowns!

by Rahger August 2, 2007