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money dysmorphia

A sibling of the term “body dysmorphia,” money dysmorphia refers to people who have a distorted view of their own financial well-being and security. It can lead to overspending to compensate for missing out, obsessively checking the balance in their bank accounts, or hoarding wealth and not doing anything with it.
multiple friends are in Thailand and Southeast Asia for spring break according to instagram and it triggered my money dysmorphia. Meanwhile I can barely afford a Pad Thai
by Sickomonster April 16, 2025
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Gunny Money

The real juice in The Gunny's Nashville 'family'. It's the internal currency of favors, loyalty, and street cred you bank by being solid and helping the community. Backed by The Gunny's honor code (and maybe some creatively sourced funds), this is what gets problems solved – from covering rent to calling in heavy backup – when regular cash just won't cut it.
Dude couldn't make rent, but he must've had serious Gunny Money banked, 'cause The Gunny made a call and suddenly it was handled.
by Gunny fan April 29, 2025
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Money laundering scheme

Oh, well maybe I spoke to soon.
Hym "Yeah, they got all sorts of money laundering schemes. Now take the retards money, put it in an account to which I have exclusive access. Tell me we're you are going to view this and/or me. Put the person doing it in a cage and shut it down. And then I don't murder any kids. None of your kids get murdered by me. Just like that, it's over. Then, you don't do this shit to other people. And then THEY don't murder your kids either probably. Thank you kindly."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2025
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Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED
Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED
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Money

"If you're ME money but if you're other people then it isn't going to solve you problem. Your problem is that you won't accept my ethical framework and BECAUSE YOU WON'T ACCEPT MY ETHICAL FRAMEWORK I get to do whatever I want to you now and enslave you at the level of abstraction!" Jordan Peterson
Hym "You're right! Money won't fix the fact that if God isn't real (as in literally real, like, there is in fact a supernatural entity that both created the universe and spoke to the Jews) the Jews have appointed themselves supreme moral dictator in perpetuity. Money won't fix that. And if you don't submit to the Jews, you having the money will make them unhappy. You don't want the Jews to be unhappy do you? What are you? Some kind of monster? I guess we all have to be a slave to Jewish fear forever and if you say anything bad about the Jews you need to be poor and silenced."
by Hym Iam May 3, 2025
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T-Money

Someone who is always late can be described as tardy, unpunctual, or habitually late. Other terms might include "flake," "flakey," or even "not reliable"
Steve is always late he is a real a T-Money!
by RG34 May 7, 2025
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