Steve not Poland has to wear ejaculate in his Irish red beard, to the point that it looks like funnel cake batter.
While a man named Steve is going down on Tom , and Tom pulls out to give Steve an Irish Funnel Cake.
by Steve Polesmokin Poland January 12, 2022
Get the Irish Funnel Cakemug. ingredients:
flour
sugar
turd
egg
butter
water
cocoa
ejaculate
Preheat oven to 350, mix first 7 ingredients in large bowl and then let bake for 1-2 hours. Let cool for 10-15 minutes then drizzle with ejaculate topping. Best served to some dickhead that stole your tonka trucks when you were 5 years old.
flour
sugar
turd
egg
butter
water
cocoa
ejaculate
Preheat oven to 350, mix first 7 ingredients in large bowl and then let bake for 1-2 hours. Let cool for 10-15 minutes then drizzle with ejaculate topping. Best served to some dickhead that stole your tonka trucks when you were 5 years old.
"The next time my boss asks me to work Saturday, I am going to bake him a tennessee mud cake for his birthday."
"This cake is delicious, but I taste a hint of turd...This wouldn't be a tennessee mud cake, would it?"
"This cake is delicious, but I taste a hint of turd...This wouldn't be a tennessee mud cake, would it?"
by buckEboi April 27, 2010
Get the tennessee mud cakemug. When a woman defecates on a man’s face and then continues to sit on his face so he can perform oral sex through the faeces.
by blackmansdrinkscrew February 12, 2020
Get the Lava cake snaacpacmug. Courtney: Hey Kevin! I’ve got some Cake in the Conference Room for you! ;)
Kevin: Id love to engage in Analingus with you Courtney! Let me finish these files real quick and I’ll meet you in your office.
Kevin: Id love to engage in Analingus with you Courtney! Let me finish these files real quick and I’ll meet you in your office.
by BuckeloKentuckelo November 11, 2019
Get the Cake in the Conference Roommug. The Dorito Cake Face is similar to the Amogus face, but done without using a camera filter. To achieve the Dorito Cake Face, you must do the following.
Smile,
Open your mouth while retaining the smile cheeks and eyes,
Move the lower jaw outwards (forward),
Then close the teeth back together.
Finally, to complete the look, you must raise the eyebrows without interfering with the mouth positioning.
Smile,
Open your mouth while retaining the smile cheeks and eyes,
Move the lower jaw outwards (forward),
Then close the teeth back together.
Finally, to complete the look, you must raise the eyebrows without interfering with the mouth positioning.
Friend 1: Woah! What is that guy doing
Friend 2: He’s doing the Dorito Cake Face!
Friend 1: I’ve never seen anyone with big enough balls to do it in public!
Friend 2: He’s doing the Dorito Cake Face!
Friend 1: I’ve never seen anyone with big enough balls to do it in public!
by CCTheDog August 15, 2021
Get the Dorito Cake Facemug. Originating from the shores of North Carolina, a Carolina Crab Cake is the act of ejaculating onto a sexual partners' stomach while they're laying down, and then allowing the semen to pool into their belly button and harden into a cake. The cake is then removed from the belly button and eaten.
Person 1: "Me and my family are gonna go out for some Carolina Crab Cakes tonight for dinner."
Person 2: "Your family is repulsive."
Person 2: "Your family is repulsive."
by TheSteamroller May 3, 2021
Get the Carolina Crab Cakemug. We were playing cards against humanity with Sean and he called pixelated bukkake “pixelated buckle cake”
by Dicktective March 4, 2022
Get the Pixelated Buckle Cakemug.