house cat 

There are two kinds of single people, house cats and wildcats. Wildcats go out hunting and hookup with new people. House cats do not hunt, they only hookup with friends or people they already know, similar to a cat staying in the house to be fed .

Eric is such a house cat, he's only able to hookup with girls from work and is not able to get with a girl at a bar.

house cat by wildcat1123 June 16, 2017

Pet the cat 

Another name for female masturbation.

I think Betty went home to pet the cat.

Pet the cat by ToeKnee July 18, 2008

UwU Cat 

The uwu cats are gacha heats some of them not gacha but the most is heat they usually have the Bad Boy With them. They like cookies and come in different colors mostly pink.

UwU Cat

UwU Cat by 😞I'm a bitch May 1, 2021

come meet my cat 

Female invitation to sexual intercourse.

Come meet my cat and make that pussy purr.

come meet my cat by e-sushi August 31, 2014

Ceiling Cat

The feline god of ceiling catism. Known to provide cats (kittehs) all over the universe with comfy couches, houses, domestic servants (known as hoomans) and cheezburgers. Proof of this deity can be found in the lolcat bible. www.lolcatbible.com
The lolcat bible is obviously the divine word of Ceiling Cat as it is written in lolspeak - Ceiling Cat's holy language.
Ceiling Cat also tends to post in the religion and spirituality section of Yahoo Answers, giving advice with scriptural support from the lolcat bible.

Worshipper - I pray to almighty Ceiling Cat that I might have enough to eat.

Ceiling Cat - U can has cheezburger. Srsly. Kthnxbye.

Ceiling Cat by Moloch horridus October 12, 2009

Fat cat choad 

a fat kid with a choad.... origanally from northeast AP in the town of yelwah

look at adam he is a fat cat choad
Holy fat cat choad

Fat cat choad by february 4,2009 March 4, 2009

Potato Cat 

A well-drawn cat that can be found almost anywhere. You can find these little critters at your local Aldi, school, movie theatre, etc.

Hey, there's a Potato Cat on the ceiling!

Potato Cat by The Infamous Potato Cat March 18, 2020