Who wants a fucking burger

Typically said by men at the peak of human athleticism, it is said as a waiting call for this who want “a fucking burger”.

Walks into the room “who wants a fucking burger”.

by Tybot66 November 4, 2022

Beasting The Burger

The definition of shoving multiple MrBeast burgers up your rectal cavity for pleasure.

James: Yo how was it with Martha last night?
Marcus: We were totally Beasting The Burger!

by Marcusmastur January 11, 2023

i dropped a burger

when you’re asking your friend for some food discreetly

dude i dropped a burger

by bigbeefyman January 14, 2023

Weeping of the Bungles

A sound that can be heard following any major loss by the Cincinnati Bengals. Thought to be caused by the constructive interference of over 2 million fans whining in unison. Sometimes the sound is said to to sound like actual crying. Other times, the sound seems to produce distinct phrases. Some of the most common phrases are “the Steelers are dirty”, “the refs cheated us”, and “this one may hurt more than____” (where, due to the team’s historic lack of tangible success, Bengals fans will recant one of many squandered opportunities ).

Indianapolis resident 1: Hey, do you hear that.
Indianapolis resident 2: It seems to be coming from the south, must be the weeping of the bungles again

by Casual939562 January 29, 2023

Sopping Wet Burger

When you get a burger that is so fucking greasy that the only way you can describe it is sopping wet.

Mother fucker, this burger is so mother fucking greasy, they fucking gave me the sopping wet burger.

by NCBison March 16, 2023

Mar-mar burger

It’s just a chicken sandwich

Is that a mar-mar burger
It’s just a chicken sandwich

by anonymous May 25, 2023

s'mores’n’burger

A summer cookout featuring burgers and s’mores.

I’m going to the grocery store to buy ingredients for our s'mores’n’burger party!

by Freetownbeerguy June 16, 2023