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Thomas bradburn

The sexiest guy alive and the biggest penis in the world
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Matthew brady

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Gracey Bradford

She may be a COMPLETE crackhead most of the time, but once you get over that you realise thats shes actually really special (not just in a weird way). She may be a tinsie bit boy crazy and a bit of a nutcase but once you get to know her she will become like a sister to you and you couldnt ask for anything more special than that. Grace may be a bit of a grub and homie hopper but shes the sweetest, most beautiful bogan you could imagine and any boy would be so lucky to be with her no matter how easy they are. Trust me you never wanna lose her so love your Grubby bogan with all your heart before a bushy eyebrowed man comes and steals her from you.
Person: Who's that hottie jumping in muddy puddles over there??
Bushy eyebrowed man: Thats grace bradford!
Person: I think she dated my best friend

Bushy eyebrowed man: She is such a Gracey Bradford
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Tom Brady

As long as he sees another record to break (oldest quarterback in NFL history), he's likely to try and break it before he retires, based on the way he does things. This talk of retirement and changing of the guard by vicious people is just talk, since some people have already tried to talk Cam Newton into retiring (trying to convince him that he's already over the hill) and he's over a decade younger than Tom Brady, just now reaching the average age of an NFL quarterback. Tom Brady is not everybody's favorite quarterback, but he hasn't changed, he still plays like he's in his 20's. Besides a change of guard some people seem to want to see badly, there's nothing keeping Tom Brady or any other quarterback from playing as long as he wants to until he is ready to move on to the next chapter of his life on his own terms, not if it is what they truly love to do. You don't let people talk you out of doing something you love, that doesn't do anybody around you any good, it doesn't make anybody stronger.
Not everybody is going to like or agree with everything about the legacy of Tom Brady, but even the people that want a new guard rushed in, if they are being honest with themselves, are curious about how far the wheels can go before they fall off, and they know deep down that they aren't falling off yet, they're not done yet. They might even have a long way to go still, a lot of mileage to add. Tom Brady nearly pulled off another Super Bowl LI yesterday, it just went the other way this time on being decided by a field goal. The guy wasn't in his 40's for Super Bowl LI, and yet nothing about his playing has changed since then, he's still the same person, and there's not going to be a point where playing against his team is going to be an easy task.
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Tom brady

A man who pisses excellence . The most unfit and gangly mo for ever but litterly gives the d to everyone everytime hr faces one.cross for 22 years. His dick is definitely bigger then mine but that ok because he's brady.
Tom brady.
Example 1 mahomey say"were going to play tom brady." Rest of team says. " oh. Well glad I brought the ky this time.

Example 2: (tom brady pissing) is this toilet broken? No it is just satisfied brady passed In it.
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Tom brady

Tom Brady a man who wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence. He can't sit down to pee because his Peter piper will float like a sail in the toilet. Also Mahomeys pimp aka the stage name mahomey. He was actually blessed by the tom until the brady retired and now mahomey gotta suck-n-go because he just lost afc title, but the brady has acknowledged dropping mahomey down 28 steps of stairs and called him a pushy and to get up. Tom brady a man with a bigger dick then myself.
Guy 1- He why does that guy #15 look off?
Guy 2- oh when he was a baby tom brady dropped him down 28 steps.
Guy 1- ohhh ok now I understand. I guess mahomey is really lucky to have been dropped down those stairs by someone who was created with a golden radiator size penis by the big man himself.
Guy one-tom brady is the big man... 7 superbowls dog! 10 aperances.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022
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kaleb bradham

A boy who loves hugs and loves meat riding he loves a long shlong and loves trains
He looks like a kaleb bradham
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