Jesus Water Streak

The act of moving over the surface of a body of water naked.

Jen: Matt took me on the most fun date yesterday!
Jennifer: What did you guys to?
Jen: We Jesus Water Streaked down the river!
Jennifer: You did what?
Jen: We rode jet skis naked!

by MikeRoch April 13, 2017

Jesus Handshake

A Jesus handshake is when someone spits on a cock then sucks it passionately while jacking it off and rubbing the balls. Once the man cums, they smear the cum all over the hands and rub it in their face then rub the cock on their eyes.

Person 1: Yo this person maya is a hot chick
Person 2: Yeah she gave me a good ol’ Jesus handshake!

by Cosmiccun7 December 13, 2022

Jesus

I am Jesus, bow to me mortal.

I am Jesus obey me or be sent to hell you sinner

by [e-mail] August 26, 2021

Jesus

Malia the sexy girl

Malia is literally jesus, have u seen her?

by g spot 6957 July 25, 2021

Twerking for Jesus

When you not twerking for nobody but Jesus so it's not a sin

Twerking for Jesus :Wow that girl really twerking to gosple for jesus.

By polo Dolo gone solo

by Polo Dolo gone solo January 6, 2017

JESUS

A person who is incredibly nice and kind in many ways, often associated with God or Jesus Christ. This person is likely to be successful and far from boring. They always know how to keep people engaged and are known by a lot of people. They carry themselves with royalty and dignity, showing warmth and wisdom in everything they do.

“Man, that guy is so Jesus-like—he’s always helping people and spreading positivity wherever he goes.”

by ITellISayTheTruth March 23, 2025

Jesus

A attention seeking male. One might see him and say “ there that fag goes”. He is most commonly known for not excepting rejection and for playing for the “wrong team”. He loves to be respectfully to adults but hates girls unless they like him. Is a pathological liar and lies to make himself feel better.

Jesus: *walks by*

The boys: “hey fag”
Jesus: “hey guys” *says shyly*

by Truthwithurmom November 21, 2023