Ghost Leak

A scary little roof leak that you never knew you had until one day….BOO!!! You’re about to do some regular maintenance work and suddenly your breathe is taken away by the appearance of a $5,000.00 roof repair bill.

Homeowner: “ I never even knew I had a leak!”
Roofer: “That there is a ghost leak. Most folks don’t know when they have one, until it’s too late.”

by RoofZen August 23, 2021

Ghost body

Someone you slept with but you don’t count as a body

The frat boy who lasted 2 seconds inside is a ghost body to me

by anonymous April 29, 2024

Ghost Rider

When you take a shit (particularly a solid one) and post wipe you notice no anal residue left behind on the toilet paper. This happening is synonymous with possessing a “golden butthole” if it has happened more than 5 times in a year. Congratulations are in order for anyone who successfully attains a Ghost Rider.

My uncle Rusty took the longest shit last night in my bathroom, I was upset at the smell until he showed me his Ghost Rider! I can’t believe that dump left his asshole clean as a whistle, Rusty is a true American hero.

by mangegroup March 1, 2019

Ghosting

When you are texting someone and they stop texting you after you after they get what they want

Justin she ghosted you she was using you

Have you never experienced ghosting before?

by JustinLongfellow March 31, 2023

ghost crap

When you are too edgy to say ghost shit, so you say the polished version of it.

So like, when you are at school, and the teacher doesn't want you to cuss, you say ghost crap. But I have no clue why people would you say "ghost crap" at school.

Cayle: Wow, what a nice dump I took there.
Cayle: Wait, why is my @$$ clean?
Cayle: *LOOKS AT TOILET*
Cayle: TF? Why is there nothing?!
Cayle: Must be ghost sh-- I mean, ghost crap.

by broception_15 May 12, 2019

bittu ghost

Bittu ghost
Love, caring, loveable, husband material

I wish i could be bittu ghost 's wife
I wish bittu could gratefull with his life
I wish bittu was happy with his life
I wish i could meet bittu in 2 years
No other bittu in this world could change the purest hearth that bittu ghost has

by Amy pamy November 22, 2021

bunghole ghost

A fart that sounds like a moan.

"Wow, Dad, that was an awful bunghole ghost!"

by SquirrelMom August 16, 2023