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Enlarged penis

A penis that is greatly enlarged and pounds pussies
His enlarged penis pounded my pussy
by Big fifty 107 September 7, 2018
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Penis Promise

When two men wrap they're dicks together and make a promise
Do you penis promise you won't fuck the dog anymore?
by big hairy nutsack 3 August 18, 2019
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cherry penis

When you get done fucking and she on her period.
Person 1: How was it with Shelly
Person 2: All was well til she gave me a cherry penis
by RebelliousGamer April 21, 2018
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harp penis

When you cum and the Nut is sticking to your leg and your shaft so it looks like strings on a harp
Dude, my Nut was so explosive, I think I acheived Harp Penis
by Chrish.10 September 26, 2017
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Jade Penis

'Jade Penis' is a common autocorrect fuck-up when attempting to say 'jalapenos' For example: 'What toppings did you have on your pizza, hun?' 'Oh, pepperoni, capsicum and Jade Penis' o_O
I lurve Jade Penis on my pizza - om nom nom.
by Kurtis McStrange October 31, 2017
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pringles penis

when you put a tube of pringles where your penis is and then insert it into a female vagina. it makes the vagine extra flavourful and makes it taste like the pringle flavour you bought.
i shoved my pringles penis into her vagina.
by szizminsan June 30, 2016
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golf penis

a penis that consists of golf ball tattoos, very small, not thick. a sad little penis.
braden has such a golf penis!
by lowkey.storm January 22, 2017
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