Coco-nut 

(n)- A member of late-night comedian/talk host Conan O'Brien's devout nomadic following. At the time of the infamous The Tonight Show fracas, they flocked to Universal Media Studios to protest in O'Brien's favor, sporting signs, slogans, and Coco-inspired hairdos that hilariously did not match their bodies.

No longer on the endangered species list, we fully expect the Coco-nuts to naturally rejoin the ecosystem with O'Brien's impending re-debut in late night.

Coco-nut by Ben Dustman October 31, 2010

Brown Nut 

1. The act in which a man attempts to place one or both of his gonads into his own anus.

2. Any man who attempts the above action.

1. I caught Dave in the bathroom brown nutting.

2. Dave is a complete brown nut.

Brown Nut by briantroy March 27, 2011

cash nut 

A cash nut is when you blow a lot of money on a particular object or objects.

I got my paycheck so I went down to Gucci and busted a cash nut on a suit.

My girl better love me, I just popped a cash nut on her birthday presents.

cash nut by LongshoreMoney November 8, 2011

The Nut House 

The absolute most awesome group of crazy women to be found anywhere on the worldwide web! If you don't know who we are, it's because you're not cool enough to be one of us.

Fuck The Nest! The Nut House is way cooler, bishes!

The Nut House by A Man. Duh. January 11, 2012

salted nut roll 

A male genitalia that tastes salty because of perspiration mainly due to exercise and lack of hygiene.

Mike: This chick gave me a bj
Aj: Didn't you just go to the rec?
Mike: Yeah
Aj: Wait, did you shower after?
Mike: No...?
Aj: HAHAHA you had a salted nut roll!

salted nut roll by MJBAJG January 25, 2013

angry nut 

When your girl is giving you head and she bites your dick. So you stand up and nut on her face, and then proceed to slap her with your penis

I gave her an angry nut

angry nut by OhhhMyy February 12, 2015

Sad Nut 

When you here something or see something saddening and proceed to ejaculation.

I was jacking off in the bathroom when I heard my parents say I was a disappointment, that was the worst Sad Nut of my life.

Sad Nut by Dukelemon August 19, 2017