play with my hair

the best feeling in the entire world

if you play with my hair you have niet whole heart

by idek12234 February 26, 2018

save my dinosaur

"Suck My Dick"-Amistad Academy 8th grade scholars

"Mr.Grillow can save my dinosaur!"

by Amistad Scholar March 5, 2017

Suck my apples

A saying commonly used by prostitutes hooked on drugs before having copious amounts of drug filled sex

Cum here and suck my apples big daddy.

by Bigdaddyslimsexy June 13, 2016

not even in my dictionary

It's not even come across in mind; not even an option; a new idea presented that was rejected due to it is being incoherent to the person's belief

A : Maybe you can quit your work and simply rely on your parent's fortune
B : Sorry, man. That's not even in my dictionary.

by nopassword June 3, 2016

hammer on my jimmy

To masturbate aggressively with no intention of stopping.

Greg: "What are you up to this weekend?"
Rodney: "Nothing much. Probably just gonna sip a bottle of whiskey and hammer on my jimmy."

by THE HOLE WIZARD January 25, 2017

my ass is numb

when a large shit goes out your ass and hurts then feels numb

mom my ass is numb

by Man is man December 8, 2020

blan in my chett

blan is a hole

chett is the heart

a reminder that Cate Blanchett is a velvet sophisticated being that creates a staircase leads to an enchanting heavenly palooza where I vacay to fill the blan in my chett.

by reaboo17 December 19, 2020