muffinpanties 

a term of endearment .... equivalent to "awww baby!"

also refers to panties for your muffin.

You say this when someone tells you something and you would like to express sympathy or caring.

Also can be said when you need to pick out some underwear like "man I should go put on some muffinpanties!"

muffinpanties by Ashica! March 28, 2009

Schorched Muffins 

another meaning for "Sick Burn" or "Oh Snap"

boy-- aliens are organge
girl # 1--no they aren't, they are green

girl # 2--Oh schorched muffins

Schorched Muffins by Tishie-Poo December 9, 2008

Shit Muffins 

-n. (literal)Muffins made with feces
-n. (subjective) a curseword used to express indignation, fear, anger, or disgust.

Ex. I
Sarah: I'm pregnant.
Bob: Shit muffins.

Ex. II
Mother: Whatcha got there, Jimmy?
Son: Shit muffins! :B

Shit Muffins by Narukashi666 January 7, 2011

muffintop

A mound of public hair, typically female, that has not been shaven or trimmed in a long time, resulting in a poof of hair resembling the top of a muffin. Can be either when naked, or spilling out from behind underwear around the edges.

I was with her sister the other night, and talk about hirsute - when she dropped her jeans, BAM! There was her muffintop in all its 70's porn-like glory. I was afraid I would chafe if I was on top of her, so I had to do her from behind.

muffintop by Jimmy from the Ville February 13, 2010

muffinsniff 

a person who sniffs muffins

You muffinsniffing dorkwad

muffinsniff by Mick priter October 20, 2004

muffintopface 

1. someone who is usually pretty annoying but for some reason is near and dear to your heart

2. Ryan Christopher Taylor

oh, you're such a little muffintopface

muffintopface by littlechicken February 3, 2010

Muffinman

1. A males penis, a hard muffin is when a male has a Bonner.

James: did you see the new girl Diane? She is soo hot!
Jake: oh, do you think so?
James: yeah, when I saw her my muffinman got hard!

Muffinman by .......,,,,,,,...........,,,,, February 16, 2023