St. Johns College

A school were losers go if you didn't get accepted into gonzaga ,prep or AHC and Visitation. The kids their suck at sports they are all wannabes and half of them are retards who go to Binel which is special classes for idiots. gonzaga+GC+Prep kick their asses at lacrosse,football,and baseball because they suck and think they get bitches.

Joe: Hey who you playing today?
Ron: St. Johns College.
Joe: Ha don't fall asleep ok brah!

by MerkyMerkina October 7, 2011

Union College

The 30th choice school for the bottom of the high school class. If you repeated two years in private school and still ranked in the bottom of your senior class, this is the place for you. An acceptance rate of over 60% (100% if you are full pay), and a yield of less than 10%, EVERYBODY GETS IN because nobody wants to come here. Absolute backwater. Everybody drinks heavily because they can't believe they wasted high school on drugs, alcohol, and Facebook so they ended up here as the last gasp blowhole that would accept them. About as epic a fail as it gets after high school. Nearly useless degree - Hoping for supermarket meat departments as reach jobs upon graduation. Oh, yeah, lovely location to go to school...NOT!!!

Union College senior No. 1: I'm going to work at Walmart as a sales associate when I graduate, baby! Yeah, buukuu bucks!!
Union College senior No. 2: Way to Union College that job, bro! I could only get a job at Walgreens.
Union College senior No. 3: I got you both beat...I Union Colleged a job at Dunkin' Donuts makin' lattes!!

by face2016 July 5, 2016

Carmel College

Carmel College is recognised as a world class school. It is located in Darlington, and is one of the best schools in the country, with astounding GCSE grades every year. It’s reputation is welcomed throughout the community and it is seen as one of the most go to catholic schools ever.

Person 1: “Did you hear about that school in the north ?”

Person 2: “Oh yes, Carmel College?”
Person 1: “Some of the best grades in the country!”

by TheDragonDownTheRoad December 6, 2019

The Dallas Collection

A very gay card game made by very gay people.

Person A: Hey did you see the new season for The Dallas Collection came out?
Person B: Who are you get out of my house and why are you peeing

by DallasHater6968420 November 6, 2020

honors college

A stupid pronunciation made up by bored college students.

Yeah honors college!

by Bettie, John, & Tiara November 17, 2002

Normandale Community College

The Community College in Bloomington, Minnesota that all high school fuck ups, and kids who cannot leave their high school friends and move on with their lives, attend. It is almost guaranteed that if you are one of the few who go there, your chances of success are slim to none.

Those kids go to Normandale community college, what losers.

by Jezusonmynecklace May 8, 2011

nectar collector

the ultimate name for the vagina, which is meant to collect precious gnad nectar

I cant wait to pollinate that beautiful nectar collector

by mechanix101 June 21, 2016