Chris

The sexiest name ever. Chris is the type of guy you meet that leaves an impression that you will never forget. He has a certain aura about him that you can never get over. His bluntness, goofiness and immaturity is one of a kind and something you find annoying at first but can’t help but to overlook it. Deep down he’s emotional, shy quiet guy. His shyness and awkwardness is what makes him cute. He’s an artistic typa dude, loves music, film.. all that jazz and he’s worth listening to for hours. His beliefs, views, and likes are uniquely fitting to him. When you think about Chris. Everything about him just makes sense.

Girl: wow who’s that cute guy over there??

Me: oh that’s Chris, but he’s mine <3

by Giggs1102 November 21, 2021

Chris

He is very annoying and smelly and he can be in a bad mood some times he loves dogs and he loves police tv shows.

I like Chris

by Sloth lover November 23, 2021

Chris drunk

When you change your race to Native American and get blacked out drunk. This also results in kicking walls and anything that is bolted to the ground.

Bro, I just downed this 26... I'm gonna get Chris drunk tonight!

by Cescoto March 27, 2015

Chris

Chris's are usually dangerous men. They like little girls and been to prison a lot. He is the kind of guy to give alchohol to underaged impressionable children and sells drugs. Chris's usually are very manipulative and delusional. Very dysfunctional. Chris's should be in prison they're whole life for the evil shit they did or might do.

"I think my daughter was molested!"
"By who?"
"Idk?!"
"His name must have been chris."
"How do you know?"
"Most scum bags are named chris."

by Factsheet November 21, 2021

salty chris

A gay faggot with no friends

Chris thought he had friends all of them thought he was gay and a salty chris

by 1357445Jimmie February 20, 2018

Chris Hacker

A seriously beautiful and talented man that gets all the chicks.

"That's so Chris Hacker."

by Lord Plopington November 24, 2021

Chris

Pretty cool guy, kinda wierd. Inside he hates every decision he makes but laughs it off because he has nothing to lose. Likely to become an alcoholic by 25. Woo

Chris is just chris

by Fml honestly July 6, 2016