Maple Dream Cream

When a Canadian shoots his syrup on ones face.

Oh my God Becky, I took a shot of Adams Maple Dream Cream last night all over my face. What a experience Aye?

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certified ice cream sandwich

If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.

I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.

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When you make a girl's asshole bleed, blow your load, then she poops it out, hence the white, pink, and brown color scheme.

Hayden: "I gave her some neopolitan ice cream last night."
Cole: "Gnarly."

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it's when you lick your partner's face smeared with cum (or also licking each other)

Last night i have made a Custard Ice Cream with Cindy

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1. When you finish jerking off and throwing all the cream anywhere or everywhere.

2.When you use cream remove things.

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MarsBar Ice Cream AND SOME FANTA FRUIT TWIST!

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The act of orgasming while vomiting chunks on your partner.

Hey dude, I totally pesto whipped creamed my non-binary partner last night.

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