C-SECTION

The coworker that puts more effort in disappearing than actually being helpful

Guy 1. Where is the nub ?
Guy2. Haven't seen him all day and we needed help
Guy 1. As soon as c-section is found bring him to me
Guy 2. C-section?
Guy1. He must be afraid labor

by BDE>bde October 20, 2025

C. Simon

Audio of Simon Seville from Alvin and the Chipmunks getting some MAD sloppy. Like some CRAZY dynamite head.

“Listening to C. Simon at night helps me go to sleep.”

“What the hell is wrong with you?”

by gurtmiester69 October 23, 2025

C'ard

Short for - Masculine: cock hard, Feminine: clit hard

If you partner needs a good rodding - she would need your c'ard
If you go down on the mrs in the morning it would be helpful if she has her c'ard

by Bald Jar October 28, 2025

C r y s t a l G l o m

A cocktail that can only appear every so often. It requires 2 parts Crystal Pepsi and 1 part Japanese Gin. Can be found in the VOiD. Users claim it tastes like something similar to ノスタルジア

User 1: What are you drinking?
User 2: C r y s t a l G l o m
User 1: ...What... is that?

User 2: Try it
User 1: *takes a sip and precedes to make Dial Up noises

by D00RMAN November 5, 2025

C r y s t a l G l o m

A cocktail that can only appear every so often. It requires 2 parts Crystal Pepsi and 1 part Japanese Gin. Can be found in the VOiD. Users claim it tastes like something similar to ノスタルジア

User 1: What are you drinking?
User 2: C r y s t a l G l o m
User 1: ...What... is that?

User 2: Try it
User 1: *takes a sip and precedes to make Dial Up noises

by D00RMAN November 5, 2025

C.R.F.I.

An acronym standing for "Cake related fatphobic incident", a term coined by award winning plus-sized activist, Virgie Tovar (author of "More to love" and "Sex in the City"), originally describing a situation where a woman virtue-signals her healthiness/thinness by asking for a smaller slice of cake.

However, it may be more broadly used to describe any fatphobic incident involving cake.

"I saw a C.R.F.I. at Shauna's party last week!"

by Odawg1 November 15, 2025

c'mon

Used in the southeast coast of Madeira referred as someone as dumb as an englishman/tourist

D:Olha és c'mon?
A:Não tu é que és

by a madeiran December 2, 2025