Brown Willy

It is the act of inserting your finger in your ass and then inserting it in someone elses ear like a wet willy.

I Brown Willy my pal when im sas

by Smudgehat May 14, 2011

admiral brown

Any floating turd seen in a river, lake, estuary, sea or ocean. Or in a baby's bath.

We had to start the engine and move the boat - we were surrounded by Admiral Browns.

by mayor of newark September 8, 2008

brown dusted

When you shart, and brown "dust" comes out.

"Ahh, I just sharted...and brown dusted all over her face."

Ellory just brown dusted.

by Caree March 15, 2007

Vote for Brown

Political expression meaning "Going off to take a dump in a bathroom stall" - usually at a restaurant or bar. So called for the action of closing the little door behind you to do your business - much like the process of voting.

Variations include "Voting for Korn", an explanation of which is not necessary here.

Guy #1 at Bar - "Hey, you leaving?"
Guy #2 - "Naw, just gonna go Vote for Brown. Hold my seat."

by Al Peterson February 26, 2008

brown spice

a special type of mid grades sold only along the eastern shore. trademarked for its distinct color and outrageously excellent high.

this brown spice i just bought for 10 a g is some BOMB shit.

by yellow man kang December 3, 2007

brown gears

poo'ing on the surface below your feet and running on the spot... get faster until you fall over hence gears..
repeat this until you are coverd in poo.
works especially well with runny poo
(brown noise is advised)

brown gears ?!?!
yehh goin on it now

by james skit October 10, 2007

Brown Crabbing

when two people are engaged in sexual intercourse and one squats in a crab like position over the other ones mouth while the person shits in they're mouth, while the catcher splooges on the shitters gooch.

Did you here Alex was Brown Crabbing Jason at the party last friday, i heared Ayrton's mom was pissed but she was releived because she got to paint it afterwards.

by pooonthetwobitebrowniepoo May 14, 2008