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old dave

A avid runner who only looks like an old man, has cankles, a hump back, Jells in his soles, and no to little hair.
I feel bad for old dave he had to retire after 8 years.
by big peeps October 23, 2003
mugGet the old davemug.

the old para

the old para is a series of complex stories, theories and equations about specific subjects all put into one paragraph, nobody knows how to define nor solve it because of how old it is. To this day no one has solved the old para
john: yooo have you heard that they solved the old para?

philip: nah that’s impossible
by lizzie420 January 22, 2020
mugGet the the old paramug.

Old Lady Pizza boxing

Agreeing with someone just to be nice when you don’t really mean it.

As in you meet an old lady on the beach and she asks if she helped hold the door while you carry in pizza boxes and you agree even though you haven’t had pizza in a month.
by Jdubsyoyo4 June 17, 2020
mugGet the Old Lady Pizza boxingmug.

old man in front of walmart

this random add that keeps poping up
old man in front of walmart, why, why would you do that
by yur 6th grade friend February 9, 2019
mugGet the old man in front of walmartmug.

Old National

When someone’s dick is so dirty and musty, it’s equivalent to the hygiene of one of the first presidents.
Girl, I haven’t seen him shower, I am scared that dick is gonna be an Old National.
by Suejonathon May 29, 2024
mugGet the Old Nationalmug.

5 year old

Literally the newest insult people use now adays- I fucking hate it
by Ilikebeefjerkey February 16, 2024
mugGet the 5 year oldmug.

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