Clarked one up

To commit a humiliating error that only someone of the Clark lineage would do. Usually used in a work context.
"Dude when you spoke up in the meeting, you really Clarked one up. I hope you don't get fired."
by JackBauer84 January 13, 2013
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One Night Only

A "One Night Only" is a term for someone, usually a female, who agrees to perform in a strip club for "one night only". This usually indicates this will not be a regular occurrence, but sometimes it can be.
I just got my hair done and I feel sexy, I'm thinking about doing a one night only.
by Frostmatic May 26, 2018
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one trixbox pony

Any organisation that does not replace the default hold music included with the trixbox software, usually indicating their lack of effort or prowess in personalising their system.
I just called XYZCorp and got an earfull of the default hold music, talk about being a one trixbox pony.
by oeyre February 17, 2011
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one-way erection

A particularly raging penile erection that you feel will not subside of its own accord, but rather requires ejaculation in order to deflate. A one-way erection has path-dependance unlike a typical erection.
Hey baby, this is a one-way erection. You'd better sort that out because I don't want to end up with blue balls.
by HirdysPregnantNanny June 26, 2017
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one eye on netflix

When you are receiving a pity bj from your long-term significant other. Usually while their attention is divided between you and another task.

Similar to Netflix and chill.
by Greenbeener November 21, 2015
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Bust one out

Slut: cum on my face.

You: sorry, I’m out of banana juice I had to bust one out.
by Kf5 March 16, 2020
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Pull a wicked one

To defecate, usually in large amounts.
“Excuse me, may I please go to the bathroom? I really need to pull a wicked one.”
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