one nice a person becomes a total asshole to everyone, loves barbie dolls, and when drunk, fights everything (ex. west) while pulling out nuts.
by smilingmutebuddah April 29, 2011
Get the conner syndrome mug.Jazlyn Syndrome is a malignant disability that is only found present in females, symptoms of this disability may include the following; Low or mediocre IQ, lack of basic common sense and motor skills, having an infatuation with multiple males at once and passing it off as just being “friendly”.
The individuals who are unfortunate enough to be born this way may display the following behaviors, displaying an obsession with one or more people while also claiming to have a significant other, when confronted about these behaviors they assume an innocent act as if no wrongdoing was ever taking place. Oh, and just being a weird trifling bitch overall.
The individuals who are unfortunate enough to be born this way may display the following behaviors, displaying an obsession with one or more people while also claiming to have a significant other, when confronted about these behaviors they assume an innocent act as if no wrongdoing was ever taking place. Oh, and just being a weird trifling bitch overall.
by KureRaian September 14, 2021
Get the Jazlyn Syndrome mug.A condition where you feel your cellphone vibrating even if it's not on you or you didn't recieve a message.
"I thought I just felt my phone vibrate."
"No, you left your phone at home. You must have vibrating syndrome."
"No, you left your phone at home. You must have vibrating syndrome."
by textqueen April 19, 2010
Get the vibrating syndrome mug.Exists in those who frequently makes others believe they are averse to them upon meeting, when neutral or opposite feelings are held in actuality.
by suffers the wrath of magoo November 13, 2006
Get the Magoo syndrome mug.Totally unrelated to any "opposite" condition of the well-known "born later in the mother's life" disorder, this affliction merely refers to an abnormal obsession with "all things United Parcel Service" --- the person may collect lots of caps and t-shirts with the UPS logo, arbitrarily ship out anything and everything --- even ordinary personal letters, which of course would cost a lot more to ship that way than just a regular US-Mail "Forever" stamp --- by "ol' Brown-'n'-Yellow", always ask to have mail-ordered items shipped to him by UPS even if the US Mail or FedEx would be cheaper, etc.
Caring nephew: My elderly Uncle Ted has developed UPS syndrome in a major way. so I always order his E-Bay items for him myself, so that he won't needlessly overspend on shipping if there is a cheaper way to send the items.
by QuacksO August 29, 2017
Get the UPS syndrome mug.A medical condition characterised by Arnold's triad of diarrhoea, palpitations and anxiety. It is seasonal disorder typically more prevalent in the months April-May.
The classical presentation is of a young man with Type 1 Skin, dysarthria, short stature and cachexia.
Management is essentially prophylactic, with long term library attendance shown to be effective in controlling the symptoms. Currently an ongoing trial is comparing the effacy of HDL v MBSL (Heath Duthie Library vs Main Building Science Library). Self administration of Bolus OnExamination has revolutionised the management of the most severe complication of Seddon Syndrome, status examicus.
The disease characteristically follows a chronic, relapsing course. Acute exacerbations are often followed by a recovery phase where they may be excessive drinking and increased promiscuity. Status ladicus has been reported (Case report, Mumby et al 2010). It is believed that this may confer an evolutionary advantage and result in the propogation of the syndrome.
Alligator T, Nosher J, West M. 2011. Seddon Syndrome. Badgers Medical Journal (BMJ) 34(7) pp. 666
The classical presentation is of a young man with Type 1 Skin, dysarthria, short stature and cachexia.
Management is essentially prophylactic, with long term library attendance shown to be effective in controlling the symptoms. Currently an ongoing trial is comparing the effacy of HDL v MBSL (Heath Duthie Library vs Main Building Science Library). Self administration of Bolus OnExamination has revolutionised the management of the most severe complication of Seddon Syndrome, status examicus.
The disease characteristically follows a chronic, relapsing course. Acute exacerbations are often followed by a recovery phase where they may be excessive drinking and increased promiscuity. Status ladicus has been reported (Case report, Mumby et al 2010). It is believed that this may confer an evolutionary advantage and result in the propogation of the syndrome.
Alligator T, Nosher J, West M. 2011. Seddon Syndrome. Badgers Medical Journal (BMJ) 34(7) pp. 666
by therealalligator June 13, 2011
Get the Seddon Syndrome mug.An inbread largely unintelligent individual who is on welfare and hooked on heroine. Someone who has many children to many different people.
From a small town in eastern ohio
From a small town in eastern ohio
by Pittsburgh1026 May 6, 2016
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