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UPS syndrome

Totally unrelated to any "opposite" condition of the well-known "born later in the mother's life" disorder, this affliction merely refers to an abnormal obsession with "all things United Parcel Service" --- the person may collect lots of caps and t-shirts with the UPS logo, arbitrarily ship out anything and everything --- even ordinary personal letters, which of course would cost a lot more to ship that way than just a regular US-Mail "Forever" stamp --- by "ol' Brown-'n'-Yellow", always ask to have mail-ordered items shipped to him by UPS even if the US Mail or FedEx would be cheaper, etc.
Caring nephew: My elderly Uncle Ted has developed UPS syndrome in a major way. so I always order his E-Bay items for him myself, so that he won't needlessly overspend on shipping if there is a cheaper way to send the items.
by QuacksO August 29, 2017
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stefan syndrome

stefan sydrome is when you continue to scream while you get your dick sucked.
Girl: why the fuck you screaming

Guy: sorry i have stefan syndrome
by Ringwormfetish July 3, 2018
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Assburgers syndrome

A condition suffered by people from the Munster area. Symptoms include chronic masterbation coupled with an intense desire to get their point across by talking and gesticulating in an exasperated manner
No.... No... No.... Basically.... It's assburgers syndrome
by scutteryballbag June 16, 2016
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coshocton syndrome

An inbread largely unintelligent individual who is on welfare and hooked on heroine. Someone who has many children to many different people.

From a small town in eastern ohio
by Pittsburgh1026 May 6, 2016
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Jazlyn Syndrome

Jazlyn Syndrome is a malignant disability that is only found present in females, symptoms of this disability may include the following; Low or mediocre IQ, lack of basic common sense and motor skills, having an infatuation with multiple males at once and passing it off as just being “friendly”.

The individuals who are unfortunate enough to be born this way may display the following behaviors, displaying an obsession with one or more people while also claiming to have a significant other, when confronted about these behaviors they assume an innocent act as if no wrongdoing was ever taking place. Oh, and just being a weird trifling bitch overall.
Yo did you hear what Mary did last night?

Yeah man, she definitely has Jazlyn Syndrome.
by KureRaian September 14, 2021
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mangina syndrome

Being born with both a penis and a vagina.
(note) this is a real syndrome this is not to be a made fun of.
Def.1 I saw SallyJoe in the bathroom and dude that chick/dude has got one big mangina.

Def.2 My mangina fell out of my bikini 3 times at the beach.

Def.3 I'm sorry your son/daughter has mangina syndrome,
by Will J Harrington January 12, 2009
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Archie Syndrome

A syndrome where a guy is always been attracted to girls.
Dude #1: Did you see that? That guy has Archie Syndrome..
Dude #2: He's always been distracted by girls.
by ChoujinkiMetalder December 8, 2006
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