the REAL kiss ur partner day

nov. 17th is the TRUE kiss ur partner day 🫶

alpha male: hey babe its november 17th *smooch*
gf: why did u kiss me
alpha male: bc its the REAL kiss ur partner day today

by dafinkey November 16, 2023

Not real

Someone who is acting like a bot or npc. When you can't even believe someone just did what they just did.

Guy: *dabs*
Girl: you're not real

by anonymous November 23, 2023

International Real Nigga Day

On December 6th the realest most honorable people are born. Can also be a day when real nights are celebrated globally. Can be shortened to Real Nigga Day too.

Martin: It’s my birthday!
Trey: Happy international real nigga day!

by Yung Dustpan December 5, 2024

the real k moe

my mom yt channel

hey bella, have you watched the real k moes new yt channel?

by the real k moe December 3, 2023

A Real Eater

Somebody named Ho’el or Jo’el who’s great at eating

That boy Ho’el is a real eater

by kagatax December 14, 2023

RNDNDP (real niggas do not deserve pussy)

In SZA’s notorious song ‘Doves in the Wind ft. Kendrick Lamar’ the very first lyrics of the tune are “real niggas do not deserve pussy.(RNDNDP)”. As she later proclaims, there’s more than just pussy real niggas deserve. As she puts, they deserve a whole box of chocolates, but some can say they deserve a warm hug with a kiss or two, maybe a back massage if they’re that real of a nigga. You see, real niggas do push for the pussy they just want to talk to you, hear you breathe and be silent when you speak. That’s just what real niggas do. Kendrick later expresses symptoms of niggas who do indeed push for the pussy. Those are what we like to call bum niggas. So take precaution and choose your nigga wisely!

Ex. Forest Gump
Used in sent. “Bree girl, he takes me home after work and calls me passenger princess like, if he don’t come and check this pussy already!”
“Candy girl. Remember, RNDNDP (real niggas do not deserve pussy)!! Wait a while see how things flow if he already push to the pussy so soon how real of a nigga is he?”

“Ykw you so right girl. RNDNDP they deserve that tlc.”

by NeptunesKiss December 27, 2023

The Real Peter Principle

Actually the "Law of Diminishing Return" renamed to reflect the social mores and cerebral content of its enforcers.

I could tell by that appointment to the seat I had kept so warm that The Real Peter Principle had been applied.

by Zappin' Nap December 28, 2023