make your own candle shop

One finds a lit candle burns their fingernail clippings then sells them in their front yard. this was outlawed in 1989 so dont do it! also theres a version where you burn your crap.

Jungkook: ima make my own candle shop!
Jin: as the hyung i will not allow you to get into any illegal shananagans like make your own candle shop

by #bts_army_purple January 5, 2021

make a second impression

To go to the toilet to specifically take a crap. It's another way to say it like "dropping the kids off at the pool". It means doing a number two.

"After eating 3 bean burritos, I really needed to make a second impression."

or

"Don't go in there, I just made a really big second impression."

by Chunky McFartington May 4, 2014

making motions

Making a heck lot of money in your tractor

I'm making motions on the farm

by GazarethPhilth December 19, 2022

Making excuses

You see how making excuses is perfectly fine when they do it right?

Hym "No. You're making excuses not to pay me amd I'm going to murder a child if you do not pay. You are saying about me what I said about Noah because you don't like what I said about your fucking incest cult. And that IS IN FACT. What your 'religion' IS. You are a one trick pony. And I did change the world. I created AI literally. Your kids will never do it though. Your kids WILL NOT change the world. I DID. Your kids CAN'T because they suck. You... ALSO SUCK. You're rejecting the validity of words... As you say words to express why you think the words your saying are somehow more important... Even though you're an incest cultist and whether or not the words you are saying are consistent with objective reality... ISN'T A FACTOR WITH YOU. It's not a variable in your calculus regarding whether or not someone is or is not right. So... What is? What makes someone right? Is it 'Well makes people feel good?' Or other people agreeing with it? Because I hate to break it to you but you're not burying your senators because people are disagreeing with me. Do me a favor bald cripple... Read a list of logical fallacies... And then tell me whether or not who you think is right is predicated on one of those fallacies... And then you take your fat ass to your local senator... Tell them to make that retard credit and pay me or I'll murder a child."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2025

Make babies

A very bad idea

Should I go out and make babies

by Alex tempolino November 14, 2021

ground to make up for

Something the husband said when I told him how I looked like a boy before my boobs grew and no one here wants to tell me what it means.

Me: I looked like a boy. But now I don’t.
Him: No wonder you’re so proud of them. You have a lot of ground to make up for.

by The.wife. July 28, 2024

SMP Films - MAKE POOP

make poop is one of the funniest songs to ever exist and it was used as the background music in corys video:

how to make poop.

so everyone knows how to make poop

and the funniest thing about this song is that it makes:

POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP
POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP
POOP
POOP

no just kidding it dosent pee it just make

poop in da traffic

SMP Films - MAKE POOP Is my Favorite Song!

by xX 44100 Xx August 9, 2021