My joshie

I love my joshie he is cute, amazing, adorable and sexy so glad to call the intelligent, handsome male mine

My joshie loves me

by Sm101jp February 19, 2018

the joshage

The Joshage- noun: a sexual act of strange nonconsentual boyfriending where a man gets blackout drunk and thinks he fucked someone and find out he got drunk and woke up with two girlfriends who are are also each others girlfriends.

"You nigga I pulled The joshage last night."
"Hey man you know what they say two sixes is a 12."

by Theolejoshage March 20, 2018

Frozen Joshi

When you puke in a condom, freeze it overnight, then use it as a dildo.

"Bro, I just gave myself the BEST Frozen Joshi last night. You should totes try it"

by FroJo1998 September 7, 2018

Goulash Josh

A small channel run by a small teenage boy who is awkward, strange, and so, so, lonely. It definitely wasn't him who wrote this to gain widespread popularity. Just kidding, it was me.

"Boy, that Goulash Josh sure is one helluva loser!"

by Goulash Josh October 19, 2018

Juicy josh

Juicy josh is a big boy. He likes to use his size to dominate inparthivous and use his testicle nunchucks to ensure the unconsciousness of his submissive little toe-rag immigrant. If Parthiv does no bend over in time, josh will whip out his little todger and stick it up Parthiv’s black hole.

Person 1: What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
Person 2: Juicy josh can’t marmalade his cock up Parthiv’s arse!

by Dildo Dan H-Gayve January 27, 2019

Beta-Josh

"Fortnite" CRAZY and tries to be smart like the Beta-Male by becoming the Gama-Male. Cries with Trufflebutter at night alone.

Kylan: "FORKNIFE FORKNIFE FORKNIFE" (DABS ON HATERS)
Everyone else: "Beta-Josh am I right or am I left."
Kylan: "Oi i can hear ya you know I'm 200IQ init"
Everyone else: "You are a Beta-Josh kys"

by slavslav November 17, 2019

Big Josh

A Very nice parent that will help you threw life. Has a great smile and will protect you. A lot of girls liked him when he is/was younger all the girls would hit on him

Girl 1: OMG have you seen Josh
Girl 2: YEAH I love him
Big Josh: Sup girls

by Jrohny November 8, 2019