crack a jack

to take a dump, have a shit, to defecate.

"I need to crack a jack"

by sparky.exe September 6, 2006

Jack Johnson

The code word for sex, used by men.

"Dude, last night i was with my girl and i got some Jack Johnson.

by Tmolie April 25, 2011

jack danniels

the best damn alcahol in the world...give ya a good time right there!!!!! if ya havent tried it try it!!!!

my good ole' friend jack

by trblgvesmeahandx May 6, 2005

Jack and Jills

Sexual stimulants known as viagra.

Can you get me some Jack and Jills, I just can't get it up.

by itsflemz August 24, 2007

jacking-off

when guyz get board they run very up to their room or home or sd thy refer to their room their masterbation pad. they rub rub rub ru mayb even suck them selfves until that white shit just started slowing out like te nile river.

kyle runs and rubs very fast then slow fast n slow fast n slow!! (hes having a great time by himself)!!;)

by poo face May 10, 2003

jack of spades

A cuckold who accepts and encourages his wife's preference for having sexual relations exclusively with black men and is sexually submissive to both her and her lovers

Ever since his wife became a queen of spades, the cuckold proudly accepted his place as her jack of spades.

by bellascuckold May 27, 2018

A lumpy Jack

When a man who is having anal sex with another man shoves his balls up the other man's asshole.

Terry was going hard with Frank. They did everything; Terry said that he even gave Frank a lumpy Jack.

by Punk Rodgers May 19, 2009