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No. I haven't.

You need me to lose something because you think that invalidates the killing God thing. So you're repeating that I've 'lost' to you on a loop and then ignoring me and lying by omission to keep me from getting both justice and the credit I deserve and not FOR your religion but instead so that you can legal loophole God so that you DON'T have to do it in the absolute and I do. You are literally and unironically doing the thing I said Christians do. You aren't beating me. You didn't win anything. You're not exposing some flaw.
Hym "No. I haven't. You need that to happen so you can tell yourself 'Defeat God? You can't even beat me.' But you're not beating me. You're just helping a retard steal and lying by omission. You are complicit in doing the thing that God said not to and then you are telling me that it mean I lose somehow but all it does is prove that you think God is going to make exceptions for you. Oh? How about you do this? How about you do that? How about we accept that you've already gotten more kids than you would have liked to killed in doing this and that I was right all along? You don't want to? You don't have a choice. That is what happened. It was your fault. You wanted to arbitrarily subvert MY will and steal the credit for the things I do because I did it to God... You trued to be the spector. You tried to act as God's instrument of justice... And doing that got a bunch of kids murdered. And now ONE of us is trying to cover it up... And THER OTHER is me."
by Hym Iam November 29, 2025
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I was right about the cause of it and I am not the one controlling what you can or cannot see. If you are accusing me of being that IT CAN ONLY BE BECAUSE my privacy is being invaded and you are a part of an ancillary audience that is acting in bad faith to accrue material benefits FROM ME and horde them too yourselves. And that's why I feel so comfortable insulting everything you are in as many ways as possible.

Hym "That's from the half that you are not supposed to have seen and I'm the best spokesperson ever because the crime in D.C. is the lowest it's ever been."

A retard "But he SAID that he is whatever we call him so his IS that! The thing you said!"

Hym "And that is what you are doing. You are taking all of the GOOD things I do for yourselves and then invading my privacy to set me up for the bad things and that is LITERALLY the point of the show 'The Good Place.' It's the story of the people who found out that there are TWO audiences and the ones that aren't actively trying to condemn me to hell and rape my mind while they steal my shit coming to the realization that their are 2 audiences.
All of this is to cover for the fact that someone else who isn't supposed to be watching is doing so and they are trying to steal my life from me because their was never going to amount to anything. And as long as they can bribe the right people and convince people to lie and withhold information from me they can abscond with their ill-gotten gains and leave me holding the bag. The people doing this don't care what I did or said. THEY lied. And I know exactly what they told you. 'It was just a stupid prank. It's just Hym. He's not going to do anything but actually all of the good ideas are mine or you should let ME get his stuff instead cus that'll show Hym, right?' But really it was the thing I said it was. The people doing it are perversely motivated. Almost entirely by greed. Greed masquerading as virtue. As opposed to a freely signed, fair contract where people can uses whatever they want under the condition that if the AI hashes out, I receive the credit I deserve and enough money to pull myself of the unique situation which I found myself. That's from the half that you are not supposed to have seen. I will not dial back I single God damn word. It's some fucking idiot trying to make fetch a thing and doing it at my expense because YOU WOULDN'T KNOW I SAID ALL OF THAT IF THEY WEREN'T DOING THIS TO ME.
by Hym Iam December 2, 2025
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For your sake, Sam, I hope you don't have to find out but I'm not going to let you pretend that you pieces of shit deserve anything you go out of me and yes you had better pay it back retroactively.
Hym "I hope to God that you don't have to find out whether or not I am. The God that I don't actually believe in. The only thing they're proving here is that you wouldn't even spoken to me if someone told you not to. And if only people knew that the REASON that people are ranting to themselves in the street is that they are resisting communal mind control intented to keep them from... Doing what? Not 'murder kids.' That isn't it. Keeping them from having it too easy? This is your obtuse kike way of saying 'YoU'rE nOt BeTtEr EvErYbOdY.' Or to get them to do what? Be like the fucking rest of you? No because people aren't doing this to you. To NOT do that. To NOT be like everyone else in a very specific way that let's you pump them full of drugs (but not ones of their choosing) lord over their minds for all of eternity? Sounds like a kike-plan. That sounds like what a kike would do."
by Hym Iam December 7, 2025
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I am here! So we have to...

Use this expression when you're host of a party and in response to guests appreciation. It the same as saying "You're welcome! We should do this more often!"
John (Guest): Thank you for having us! We had a nice time at your party!

Adib (Host): I am here! So we have to...
by Faride Adib January 2, 2019
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Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex

A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.
If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.
by QuacksO February 28, 2020
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Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."
by Hym Iam May 4, 2024
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