Curly-Haired-Freak

Often used to describe a friend with very curly hair. Only use the when their hair looks like noodles.
Wow Emma, you're such a Curly-Haired-Freak
by Kitxxkat May 19, 2016
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mac n cheese hair

mac n cheese hair is a wonderful girl who is amazing and the best person ever
"hi mac n cheese hair!"
"hi."
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Sharon Stoned Hair

Such disheveled, voluminous, though short if not cropped, hair, especially blonde, that causes onlookers to assume at first glance the wearer is insane, or at least so independent and confident that their wild hair might, indeed, be intentional, and too daring for the onlooker to even attempt donning him or herself. Also, what one's hair tends to look like when one had little to no time to do it before leaving the house. Or, wild, short, blonde hair rocked by a sexual siren going in for the kill, when 'No.' is not an acceptable answer.
1. "Yeah, I've got the Sharon Stoned Hair today. Don't fuck with me."
by PicklePuss November 15, 2013
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lawnmower hair

a category of hairstyle popular amongst various contemporary urban countercultures (eg. steam punks, crusties), characterized by erratically shaved areas and inconsistent lengths. often paired with mullet and/or fauxhawk. probably DIYed. looks like it was cut like a lawnmower.
the community bike shop was full of unwashed millennials with lawnmower hair
by annyywayyss November 07, 2017
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hair pancake

A huge clump of hair that nobody in their right mind would consider edible. Possibly supernatural, or possibly just freshly removed from the shower drain.
Watch out Minerva, if you leave a hair pancake out Reverse Santa will come early this year.
by iononothing September 08, 2021
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Pear Hair

A form of guy's bed head. A colic that sticks up and can't be combed down without hair gel or an excessive amount of water.
Hey man, I won't leave my house until I get rid if this pear hair I woke up with this morning. Before I do that, I have to find my hair gel
by Freckle Duncanschnuter September 24, 2014
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hair stamp

Dude I just saw Mary's hair stamp

Yeah, it was so fucking nasty
by dejae July 27, 2014
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