Goth Egg

My Girlfriend...

If You Fans Of Her Make Anymore Sexual Or

Vile Comments About Her On Instagram Or PornHub.
I Will Do Something About It

Goth Egg: *Posts On Instagram*

Random Nasty Guy: Omg, You're So Hot.

A Different Random Guy On PornHub: I Came So Hard To This

Me When I See This: SHUT THE FUCK U-

by jarrad_bellringerboy February 11, 2024

I can’t let my eggs burn

A figure of speech for I can’t wait to see you.

Guy: “I can’t let my eggs burn.”
Girl: “Aw, thank you.”

by nrml February 12, 2024

Egg waster

A man who wastes a woman’s childbearing years by engaging her in a long term relationship with a promise to marry her but never actually does.

Who knew after all those years together Simon would turn out to be sarah’s Egg waster

by Faseeha February 13, 2024

Egg

3.5 grams of Weed

Hey man could I get an Egg?
How much an egg?
You got an egg on you?
I put a whole egg in this blunt!
I’m just tryna cop an egg.

by HeavySetHalo5 February 22, 2024

Scrambled Eggs

Fellatio, specifically the act of holding the penis in one hand stroking it while sucking on the testicles and flicking them with the tongue.

My girl gave me scrambled eggs as breakfast in bed this morning.

by Trussetyv February 23, 2024

Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs

69. Tossed Salad is flicking the labia with your tongue and Scrambled Eggs is sucking on the balls and flicking them with your tongue.

Last night we had tossed salad and scrambled eggs when we got home.

by Trussetyv February 23, 2024

egg faucet

egg faucet is a person who has accomplished more then totalledword203 ever will

tyler: egg faucet is better then totalled
me: yes he is

by eggfaucet February 24, 2024