ur mom

ur mom

hi Jerry, how are u today?
Jerry: ur mom

by emi has noodles March 12, 2021

ur mom

the creator of you u failure

knock knock who is there ur mom lol

by anonymous March 9, 2022

ur mum

ur mum is what people say when they don't want to say an actual answer.

I had passionate sex with ur mum last night.

Friend 1: What day is it?
Friend 2: ur mum

by iwillfuckurmum June 8, 2022

ur dad

ur dad got milk

your dad got 17 years expired milk and will come back when you are 18 so give up on life

by the dumb nerd 1+1=84 February 4, 2020

ur

A word used on social media when the person typing the post has 10 seconds and can’t be bothered to add two letters to the end of it.

Ur dum

by Meow5000 October 1, 2022

Ur mum

A milf

ur mum is a milf

by Mother fuckee June 21, 2021

UR DAD

It is a general comeback when someone says something to you

Person 1: I had oatmeal for breakfast
Person 2: I had UR DAD for breakfast.

by anonymous March 31, 2022