Expired Lottery Ticket

Defines a woman aged over 40 who is well past her shag prime, but still eager to get laid (ideally by a younger and more financially successful male). This woman probably shagged most of Def Leppard, Poison,Motley Crue and Metallica back in the 1980s and could be old enough to be your Mum.

Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.

Donna is such an expired lottery ticket - she craves any young guy with a dick and a job despite being close on to 50!

by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018

Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.

Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.

by Stiglitz April 25, 2019

Beef on my ticket

To get really drunk

“Last night I wen to the bar and got beef on my ticket

by Thickthong June 4, 2019

Don’t stifle your tinkle

Don’t stop trying to pee.

Don’t stifle your tinkle too much. That’s bad for you.

by ax_colleen May 8, 2020

National Slide Tackle A Goth Day

On The 16th of July is the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day,,the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day is when you can slide tackle a goth as many times as you want and as hard as you want with the goth not being able to fight back

Person 1:Hey look theres a goth
Person 2:Ye I wish I could slide tackle it without it fighting back
Person 1:Well lucky for you today is the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day

Person 2:OMG YASSSSS

Random Guy:*sees a goth,runs up to it and slide tackles the shit out of it*
Goth:You f##king ba###rd

Random Guy:Haha you cant fight back today is the National Silde Tackle A Goth Day

by anonymous🥵 June 24, 2020

the 5 wish ticket

if people have send one another nudes before they have activated the 5 wish ticket which means each person can ask for nudes 5 times at any time and the other person has to send some

person 1 yo i want to activate the 5 wish ticket
person 2 alright wait a sec *sends a nude*
person 1 thank you

by jackalob May 29, 2020

international titties ticket

a ticket u can send 10 times to ask from 1-10 fotos of a girls titts and the girl has do do this

person 1 sends the international titties ticket
person 2 sends 2 tittie pics
person 1 send more
person 2 sends more nudes

by jackalob May 29, 2020