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reverse jew

When a really cheap person feigns like "this time" they will pay. At any event where someone should share payment or pay for their own item, conveniently their wallet "gets stuck" in their pocket or purse because the other person has been known in the past to cover costs for them. Most times applies to people who like to take advantage of others for monetary gain, but can be any act of any perceived value.
Other terms related ; reverse jew with a twist : distracting someone temporarily in order to pay for an item or event
Reverse double jew : distracting someone in order to not pay, but better yet explained as most bill exchange scams
Karen called Mike and invited him to a concert, claiming she had already purchased the tickets, so Mike agreed, half heartedly. Karen was known to usually never pay for anything, as Mike found out, so thought this may be an enjoyable night out to clear the possible hostility.

As they were walking the boardwalk to the concert, they came across an ice cream vendor and they both agreed they could use it after walking awhile in the heat. Karen chirped up "I got this!" as she already had her purse out and ready. Mike disagreed however and said "Karen, you bought the concert tickets. That wouldn't be fair to either of us for one person to cover the costs of the whole day" as if to show Karen the wrongs of past dates.
Karen said " OK Mike, I guess so." Mike felt proud of pulling off this reverse jew with a twist. Maybe she'll stop taking advantage of others if I just show her the error of her ways.
As they finished their ice cream near the gates to the outdoor concert, Karen claimed she had to visit the little girls room.
Mike said "OK I'll save us a place in line" Karen walked off.

Mike had an eye at the tickets as he was waiting. He stared in shock.
"FREE 4TH OF JULY CONCERT" he read. "What the actual f*ck?" I just got double reverse jewed.
So in a fit of absolute madness he decided to leave. "I'm done with this woman!" He walked off back to his car and left Karen there to fend for herself, pulling off a magnificent Backwards double reverse jew with a twist.
by MatrixGenius February 6, 2022
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Reverse packetie

A reverse packetie is a packetie that comes over thinking its goana give a quick heady or a quickie for ur wash out bag, but its reversed and it shouts you drugs and you dont put out! Then send em on there way!
Oi shes nothing but a washed up reverse packetie, good ol reverse packet the cunt lol

"I heard she does reversals for plasibo washies"
by Caidoyamadcunt July 17, 2022
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Reversible octopus

The cute toy that you can express your mood.
My friend: whats that?

Me: its a reversible octopus.
by Milovuk September 9, 2023
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reverse nesquick

A term commonly used to describe the passage of liquid faeces, i.e diarrhoea. Nequick used as a comparative context due to similarities in colour and texture. i.e Vanilla if you're top girl
"After eating that Chicken Treat, i had a bad case of reverse nesquick"
by Dan Dastardly May 15, 2008
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UNO REVERSE CARD

Ultra Upgraded "no u"

if someone says no u to you pull out the uno reverse card
my friend:*harrassing me*
me:*pulls out the uno reverse card*

my friend:*dies*
me:hehe
by fjdjfoj December 28, 2023
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Reverse Battle Royale

When a consenting woman accepts the challenge, she acquires a funnel and about 50 dudes. All the dudes squirt in to the funnel. After gestation a DNA test determines the father. Instead of being the last alive, the winner adds another to the population.
Out of the entire football team, our left guard Glenn Thickseed was the winner of the Reverse Battle Royale. Please consider donating to his child support at Gofuckme.com
by JrHoodRat November 29, 2024
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