An offshoot of '80s hair metal which was known for containing cheesy, dirty lyrics. Usually the lyrics were about things like how big your dick is or cumming all over the place. Not really worth listening to if you actually like good music. It sold because girls bought into it, but then it faded because of the rise of grunge.
The only hair band worth listening to is Dokken, because at least they're not a bunch of cock rockers who only talk about the size of their schlongs and how many girls they've fucked.
A prime example of cock rock is Poison. Just look at them. Their pants are uber-tight, because they like to show off the size of their packages.
A prime example of cock rock is Poison. Just look at them. Their pants are uber-tight, because they like to show off the size of their packages.
by Paul Wooten August 9, 2006
Get the cock rock mug.A girl who goes from guy to guy, whether in a relationship or just random sex, just for the cock,like a monkey would go from branch to branch on a tree.
" Rachel is such a cock monkey! She had 2 guys last night and I just seen another one come out this morning!"
by J. Dixon November 6, 2007
Get the cock monkey mug.A male in a group of female friends who's job is to stop other males trying to score with the females in the group. Done purposely because the girls either already have a boyfriend or just don't want to be annoyed that night.
The cock-blocker can be either a male friend, or someone hired (almost like a bodyguard).
Popular methods of the cock-blocker include:
* Switching places with the female.
* Grinding with the offending male.
* Kissing the female to let the male know she is unavailable.
* Jumping in between the male and the female.
* Shoving the male, or squaring up to him.
* Warning him off with gestures.
The cock-blocker can be either a male friend, or someone hired (almost like a bodyguard).
Popular methods of the cock-blocker include:
* Switching places with the female.
* Grinding with the offending male.
* Kissing the female to let the male know she is unavailable.
* Jumping in between the male and the female.
* Shoving the male, or squaring up to him.
* Warning him off with gestures.
John became the designated cock-blocker for the night after Mandy decided to go out with the girls and didn't want to be pestered by guys.
by Cock-Block-Pro March 28, 2009
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Get the cock mustard mug.When you are about to receive head (blowjob), and shes unzips your jeans,if your jeans have been tight and you have a stiffy. The pressure is released all at once causing your hard cock to fly out and smack the ho in the face at a tremendous force.
"Dude i was totally gunna get a blowjob but then i cockpunched her. "
" I'm afraid we cannot fix your face due to the damage caused by your clients cock" - Doctor to a ho
"Cock Punch totally rips off my Falcon punch." Captain Falcon on Cock Punch
" I'm afraid we cannot fix your face due to the damage caused by your clients cock" - Doctor to a ho
"Cock Punch totally rips off my Falcon punch." Captain Falcon on Cock Punch
by A crazy lol bitch July 26, 2009
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by Bling Bling July 1, 2003
Get the cock herder mug.When your foreskin gets puffed up and swollen after entering something very tight, like an anus. Usually referred at gays.
by Acorn Cockmaster April 20, 2010
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